Vault: Jeff requested new computers
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🗓️ 16 July 2026
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| 0:00.0 | You're on The Virtue. |
| 0:01.8 | I know from the outside looking in, man, I mean, you guys are listening to a radio station. If you've never been to one, man, it must seem like almost sometimes like bigger than life. Mm-hmm. I mean, the engineering around here must be awesome. They must have the most up-to-date technology. It's a radio station. We make so much money. Not on our network, man. A lot. Our network here is so slow, dude. |
| 0:24.6 | I mean, it's We make so much money. Not on our network, man. |
| 0:21.9 | A lot. |
| 0:24.5 | Our network here is so slow, dude. |
| 0:26.9 | I mean, it's devastatingly slow. |
| 0:31.8 | To get anything done on our computer network is crazy, crazy slow. |
| 0:36.9 | So we decided months ago, we got our own little separate Birchow budget and we were going to do something about it. |
| 0:43.4 | So I said, you know, we got to buy some new computers because we're upgrading our website and, you know, just to have new computers. So I put it, filled out a purchase order. It's the same as you do |
| 0:49.4 | it, you know. But most offices do. And I filled it out and under the reason why I was requesting like six |
| 0:56.5 | grand for you know five new computers or whatever it was I put because the ones we have suck |
| 1:01.5 | ass and that was actually that was on the PO yeah that good that'll get you what you want no it didn't |
| 1:07.3 | we have such a professional football game man that got rejected oh really? Shocking. So I had to fill it out again, and I had to come up with a, you know, more politically correct way to say. So I was like, the equipment that we currently have is outdated and does not seem to have the capabilities. So I sent that one in. You write that on the form too. |
| 1:28.4 | You can't understand the red tape here, man, like in any office. |
| 1:31.3 | Like the red tape to get anything done is like exhausting, you know? |
| 1:35.3 | It's not like a one-day process. |
| 1:36.8 | We're talking about weeks, if not months, to get things done, right? |
| 1:39.5 | So then I... |
| 1:40.2 | And in the meantime, everybody's frustrated because we're working on these really slow computers, you know, even though Jeff is trying to cut through this whole thing. |
| 1:46.7 | So then I get word back that management is questioning why we need so many computers. |
| 1:53.1 | You know, why can't we just have one new computer? |
| 1:55.2 | And I said, well, there's times where, like, either Bert or Tracy or myself or doing, like, producer type things. |
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