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Vault: Did she hurt herself dancing?

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🗓️ 14 July 2026

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Vault: Did she hurt herself dancing?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.7

We got to get an update from Wendy before we get out of here today.

0:04.2

She's not quite limping, but she's walking gingerly on her feet today.

0:09.3

Bird had to take one of his pain pills, and Wendy looked at it like she was a starving woman, and it was the last Eminem on Earth.

0:14.3

May I have some more, please.

0:16.3

Can I have just one?

0:18.2

No, it was last week that I challenged myself that I could do a jive better than Kate Gosselin and learn it in a week. So I've been rehearsing since last Thursday up at Daza Dance with my partner, Antonio, who's on with us yesterday. But my feet are just jacked up, and they don't hurt like dancing hurt. They just hurt because of the blisters. So anywhere there's a blister, that's the part of my foot that hurts the most. And that's the part of the foot that hits the shoe every time I dance. So I was supposed to wear my dancing shoes today all day to point my toe. But that's not happening. Have you seen her dancing shoes? Like these aren't, like I'm thinking ballerina flats. No, no, no. They're like high heels. Yeah, if you watch dancing with the stars, they, yeah, they're my dancing shoes.

0:56.5

They're like, they're not even like extra padded or anything.

0:58.7

No, there's no extra padding in them.

1:00.7

Yeah, it rubs up.

1:01.8

Have you been wearing them with socks?

1:03.4

No, you can't wear them with socks because they have to be real tight on your feet because

1:06.7

they don't want your ankle to roll. So everything has to be tight. So the straps tight on your foot, your foot's really like wrapped up like a sausage. So basically everybody that we're watching on Dancing with the Stars also has jacked up feet. Well, for a little bit, I think hopefully, I mean, I'm breaking them in so the blisters will eventually stop. But right now it hurts. I bet. No kidding. Just to reset this whole thing that's Wendy came in here last week after watching Dancing with the Stars and she was ripping on Kate Gosselin. She thought she did a really crappy job. She sort of like slept through her whole performance. So I challenged Wendy. Look, you think you can do better? Then go ahead. So for a week now, for the last couple of days anyway, she has been, she's been training

1:45.2

with Antonio and she is going to make a video on Friday night, bring it in on Monday, and

1:50.2

we'll match up the videos online to see if Wendy really did better than Kate Goslin

1:54.9

last week.

1:55.5

And we had two rehearsals yesterday.

1:56.9

We're not even through the entire dance, which makes me a little bit nervous, but

2:00.5

yesterday resulted in a drop on my knee, some We're not even through the entire dance, which makes me a little bit nervous, but yesterday

2:01.0

resulted in a drop on my knee, some ripped pants from Antonio, and then also a hand

2:08.1

to the face from me to Antonio.

2:10.4

Is it on purpose?

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