Vault: Can he help him get his game back?
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🗓️ 15 July 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the Bird Show. |
| 0:02.0 | Alright, let's get intern Brandon here. |
| 0:04.0 | I lost the bet. Tell Vett, we had a bet today, man. What was the bet? The bet was will Dolvette come in with his sunglasses on or not? And I said you would not have your sunglasses on today. You were so wrong. And I lost. This is your best friend, dude. You don't know your best friend, well, no? Look how bright it is in here. in here. |
| 0:20.8 | I'm surprised. |
| 0:21.6 | Very surprised. |
| 0:22.3 | How you doing, man? |
| 0:23.0 | I'm, bro. |
| 0:23.6 | I'm good. |
| 0:24.1 | You work? Mackie. Mike's not working. Mackie. There we go. Yeah. The sunglasses cancel out the microphone technology. Still doesn't sound right. Listen, it is so bright outside and the pollen kills my heart he can use my mic hold on your mic's not working we use this one over here |
| 0:42.7 | it might be there's a bush filter on this in the studio so yeah you know what seriously |
| 0:50.3 | take the sunglasses off and then say the mic the mic might work if you take the sunglasses up. The mic might work. The mic might work. Say that four times. What's going on, dude? What's up, brother? It's good to be here. You and Dookie do it up last night? Oh boy. Where'd you guys go last night? 10 degrees south, big up to 10 degrees. And what do we do do we do after that and then the rest was vague |
| 1:13.4 | okay one of those uh maybe that's why you're wearing the sunglasses today good morning |
| 1:19.2 | you know what let's try the sunglasses on brand in for a second because this is all about |
| 1:25.8 | attitude there you go at the end of the day this is all going to be about attitude. I think you need to have a friend named Duky. I don't think I've ever seen Dolvette's face without the sunglasses. It's really nice to see. Wow, you're good looking. That changes everything. You just raise your game right there. I feel like I should go over Chile now. Everybody got jokes. All right, dude. You and me this weekend. I don't know. All right. Here's the plan going into the weekend. Dolvay, we've brought you in here before and you've met Brandon. Brandon, to me, he's a good-looking dude. It's a a good looking guy. Thank you. Got a good personality. |
| 2:01.9 | I mean, you see him at events. He's like holding the mic. He's holding court. He's good to go, right? But he's got this thing, man. When it comes to women, he's got zero confidence, zero swag. Nothing. We definitely have to remedy that sickness, my brother. Can I ask you for a clarification, Brandon? Yeah. |
| 2:16.8 | Because there is a rumor that you have approached a promo intern on more than one occasion. |
| 2:24.3 | You know what? |
| 2:24.9 | And said, you want to come over here and make out? |
| 2:29.2 | Who said that? |
| 2:31.0 | It might be a rumor. |
| 2:32.6 | Okay. |
| 2:33.2 | I heard the, no, no, I heard the tease yesterday at the end of the show. I don't think this has anything to do with that. I think this is just, I just got this a few minutes ago. No, I don't think I've offered to make out with any of my promo interns. Maybe one or two during the summer, but. Wait, wait, wait. I was an intern then, too. I wasn't hired yet. But that's a pretty bold line for somebody who's claiming to have no game. |
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