Listen, it's the bird show.

I'm Monica here.

We got the email saying that she wants to make the most romantic welcome home ever,

and we want to try to get her help in doing that.

So what's you got, Monica?

Well, my husband works out of state, and it's been an exhausting year.

He comes in on Friday, and then he's out again on Sunday and it's just a lot.

And this week the kids are on spring break and it's going to be the first weekend.

They're going to be with their grandparents and we're going to have, you know, like a husband

and wife weekend at home.

Nice.

And I want to make this weekend so special.

I thought when he comes home, maybe have a masseuse.

Well, that's nice.

But what would you guys do if you could create, you know, a perfect weekend?

Well, my first thought when it comes to creating a perfect weekend for a guy,

all you need to have on is a bow

when he gets home.

Yeah, it all starts with the BJ.

Unless he's burnt, then you want to be holding a shoe in that netty pot.

Don't do that.

We're giving her advice here, Jeff.

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