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Here Comes The Guillotine

Here Comes The Guillotine

Global

Comedy

4.7812 Ratings

Overview

Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion. No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more. Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection! It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way. For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com

150 Episodes

The Final Best Of Episode

The final Best Of episode of Here Comes the Guillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 16 February 2026

The Final Guillotine Episode

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this, the final episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Bible John, German Identity, and Alternative Superheroes...

Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2026

Let’s Imagine The End of the World

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Sitcoms, language in comedy and Billy Connolly...

Transcribed - Published: 2 February 2026

Takes a Village to Raise a Monster

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss falling over, Mediocrity and Love Island...

Transcribed - Published: 26 January 2026

They Say Time is a Construct

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Barbie, Greenland and travelling to Canada...

Transcribed - Published: 19 January 2026

Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 2

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...

Transcribed - Published: 12 January 2026

Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 1

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...

Transcribed - Published: 5 January 2026

The Cult of Individualism

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss doctor appointments, The plaques in the White House and Richard Osman...

Transcribed - Published: 29 December 2025

The Cha Cha Slide of Fascism

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss doctor appointments, The plaques in the White House and Richard Osman...

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2025

Kindness, Sweat, Blood, Tears

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd some of the greatest footballers of all-time, Ken Loach films and the guys come up with the starting XI facing the Time Ra'...

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2025

Dry Ice, Disco Balls & Other Best Bits

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd reality TV, softs drinks and a selection of the best bits from the past couple of years...

Transcribed - Published: 8 December 2025

The Clanging Funeral Bell

Please be aware that we are working on an issue with this episode. You can watch the full episode without issue on Global Player and YouTube.Thank you for your patience! This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Gen Z stare, siblings and pantos...

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

Don’t Go Spelunking!

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2025

Get Out of This Place If You Still Can

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...

Transcribed - Published: 17 November 2025

Being Alive Is Just a Miserable and Lonely Experience

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about interactions in the street, horror films and the guys read through some of your Mailbags...

Transcribed - Published: 10 November 2025

Love Is a Truffle

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about racist friends, Highland Cows and red flags in relationships...

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2025

The Peruvian Death Demon

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Catholicism, Labour and The Twits...

Transcribed - Published: 27 October 2025

Sanguine is Blood, Right?

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bigotry, children's stories and salmon...

Transcribed - Published: 19 October 2025

One-Step Away Cuckoldry

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about cartoon characters, lesbians and astrophysics...

Transcribed - Published: 12 October 2025

The Burning Bridges Episode

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about holiday activities, WWE and Spice Bags...

Transcribed - Published: 5 October 2025

Atmosphere of Super Violence

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about accents, train conductors and the social contract...

Transcribed - Published: 28 September 2025

The Sausage Supper

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about pirates, Still Game and the Netherlands...

Transcribed - Published: 21 September 2025

The Fruit Fly Massacre

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat flags, barber shops and blocking people on social media

Transcribed - Published: 14 September 2025

The Scold Cast

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about being internet poisoned, satire and generational wealth...

Transcribed - Published: 7 September 2025

Double Fist Pump

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Lord of the Rings, Scottish Culture and publishing books...

Transcribed - Published: 31 August 2025

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Seven)

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the seventh and final episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2025

The Ruins of the Mighty Love Tree

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about working in TV, OnlyFans and Mary Poppins...

Transcribed - Published: 24 August 2025

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Six)

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the sixth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2025

The Sachet Dilemma

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Scottish music, National Service and sea shantys...

Transcribed - Published: 17 August 2025

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Five)

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the fifth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

Here Comes the Guillotine - Best Of - Volume Two

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...

Transcribed - Published: 10 August 2025

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Four)

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the fourth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2025

The Little Prince

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Catholic Church, pub quizzing and mental health...

Transcribed - Published: 3 August 2025

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Three)

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the third episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

You’ve Been Playing It Too Hard

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Fringe, Nintendo Switch and Trump...

Transcribed - Published: 27 July 2025

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Two)

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the second episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

The Mouse Hunting System

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bored people, the Press and Danny Boyle...

Transcribed - Published: 20 July 2025

Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part One)

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the very first episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

Your Saddish Period Has Become Sadder

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2025

The Mailbag: Man Hands on Misery to Man

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

The Spark That Died Inside Them

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about rats, The Middle East and eating at gigs...

Transcribed - Published: 6 July 2025

The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie V

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

Hunger, Boredom and Impotent Rage

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Evita, Gotham and Existentialism...

Transcribed - Published: 29 June 2025

The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie IV

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

Best Of - 2025 - Volume One

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...

Transcribed - Published: 22 June 2025

The Mailbag: A Freudian Outlet

This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

Just Like a Pill

*This episode contains ASMR involving Cannoli*This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Moby Dick, Australia and dinosaurs...

Transcribed - Published: 15 June 2025

The Mailbag: Best, F

This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2025

The Wheel of Suffering

This podcast contains explicit language, use of historical racial language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Royals, Severance and addiction...

Transcribed - Published: 8 June 2025

The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie III

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

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