The Fruit Fly Massacre

Here Comes The Guillotine

Global

Comedy

4.7 • 812 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat flags, barber shops and blocking people on social media

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0:00.0	You are a leaf drifting along on a warm evening breeze.
0:08.0	The other leaves like Giuseppe or Carol from work,
0:16.0	look at you and think,
0:19.0	Mama Mia,
0:24.0	I wish I was that guy.
0:29.4	As the sun dips into the horizon,
0:33.9	you settle upon the surface of a sparkling mountain stream.
0:40.0	A fluffy hotel towel shaped like a swan drifts past,
0:43.1	followed by an actual swan.
0:51.6	And that is what drinking water filtered by Laika is Laika.
0:54.9	Ciao to the good stuff.
0:56.9	Alvadirchi to the rest.
1:02.3	Hey, we're still off a pickleball Sunday.
1:03.4	Oh, so hold on a sec.
1:04.8	Hey, how's the hustle?
1:05.8	Pretty busy, absolutely. No time to chat.
1:06.6	I'm married to the grind.
1:08.0	He's asking me my 10K time.
1:09.9	That's none of your business.
1:11.2	This place, so boring. It's just not me. Oh dear. Is your business stuck in the wrong place?
1:18.8	Then try workspace. Look at our new space. It feels just like home. With your own space and your people,
1:26.6	your business can happen. It all happens at
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