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Here Comes The Guillotine

Here Comes the Guillotine - Best Of - Volume Two

Here Comes The Guillotine

Global

Comedy

4.7813 Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...

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0:00.0

Little Troublemakers Wanted this summer at the Tower of London.

0:04.0

Head to this iconic fortress and discover incredible stories of big troublemakers who were once prisoners there.

0:11.0

Marvel at the Crown Jewels. See Henry the Apes Armour. Enjoy live performances that kids will love.

0:17.0

And for this summer only, see a stunning display of 30,000 ceramic poppins. It's the perfect

0:24.0

place for troublemakers. Search Tower of London and pre-book now. Members go free.

0:30.2

Here comes the guillotine contains a fence of language, mature content and adult themes.

0:34.9

It is not suitable for a younger audience.

0:39.0

This is a global Player Original podcast.

0:43.7

Hey, how you doing? This is producer Andy and you're listening to Here Comes the

0:47.6

Gillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur Boyd.

0:52.5

Susie and Christopher are curling at the fringe right now,

0:54.9

so I've put together a little best of for you.

0:58.4

Hope you enjoy you.

1:01.4

Hi Frankie, Susie and Christopher.

1:04.1

Big fan of the show.

1:06.0

I have a strange dilemma I'm hoping you can help me with.

1:09.4

My uncle died earlier this year. As is only

1:12.8

surviving relative, it was up to me to clear his flat and sort through his belongings.

1:18.3

What I mainly found was an absolute mountain of pornography, littered throughout his flat.

1:24.6

House clearance took most of it, that's another story, but I kept a select few,

1:29.1

more humorous DVDs which are now in my garage. What should I do with them? Keep them, bin them?

1:35.0

Sell them? I tried to list them on eBay but got a violation warning. I'm worried that if I drop

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