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6th of January. Here comes the guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult

themes. It is not suitable for a younger audience.

This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine. I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur Boyd.

Susie, are you going to drink that, I'm brew? I know, I'm keeping it there, no. See, have a go. Look at you. Look at you. It's just like a big... Got any left at the end. I thought they'd no water in the shop. I did actually check, but they were like, we have no water. And I was like, oh, okay. No water. Is that a laboratory espresso? Yeah, the most... No water? No water. How do you make your coffees? Are they boiling? No bottles of water. No bottles of water. And was it full of festive cheer? No. No, not at all. Was the old guy there? Nope. There was no festive chair. There was no festive chair.

Gray gentleman.

The grey.

There wasn't even a hint.

The reaper.

The grey fox.

The silver fox.

Icelandic death sigil.

The sort of guy who, if you see him,

if you see the coffee shop owner

With the little hat

And the beard

You'll die within a week

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