The Cha Cha Slide of Fascism
Here Comes The Guillotine
Global
4.7 • 813 Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss doctor appointments, The plaques in the White House and Richard Osman...
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| 0:00.0 | Here Comes the Guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes. |
| 0:04.9 | It is not suitable for a younger audience. |
| 0:09.0 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 0:13.2 | Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine. |
| 0:16.2 | I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe Christopher McCarthur Boyd |
| 0:21.0 | I was doing some |
| 0:24.8 | brief promo for a gig I'm doing |
| 0:27.5 | at the end of the year with Susan McCabe |
| 0:30.7 | Yes, me and |
| 0:32.4 | me you Larry |
| 0:34.3 | Ayo Aiden Aiken |
| 0:36.0 | Ayo and Ayo yeah that'll be great And we are doing Ha ha ha Hogmanee Ho Ho Hoagmoney That's right It's called Ho Ho Hoagmoney Despite the fact Hogmane does nothing to do with Ho Ho Ho It's just a comedy gig at Hogmane It should be ha ha ha hogmoney But they're calling it Ho Ho Hoagmany It's in the assembly rooms, so we'll be lucky if we get a ho- at Hogmanee. It should be ha ha ha, hogmoney, but they're calling it a ho-ho |
| 0:54.2 | Hogmanee. |
| 0:54.7 | It's in the assembly rooms, so we'll be lucky if we get a ho-ho from the audience. |
| 0:59.1 | Where is it at the music hall? |
| 1:01.2 | Yes, I think it is the music hall. |
| 1:02.9 | I believe so. |
| 1:03.1 | I've done my extra show at the fringe. |
| 1:05.0 | But you've done a full fringe run, didn't you? |
| 1:06.6 | Just watch for anybody leaving, sounding like a cowboy being kicked down the stairs in a western. |
| 1:12.4 | Yes. |
| 1:13.6 | Really loud steps. |
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