They Say Time is a Construct

Here Comes The Guillotine

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Comedy

4.7 • 812 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Barbie, Greenland and travelling to Canada...

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0:00.0	This January.
0:02.0	I need to find love the second time round.
0:04.0	All-Star Islanders.
0:06.0	I was there someone from Slack to finish this time.
0:08.0	I've got to give everybody a chance.
0:09.0	Are headed back to paradise.
0:12.0	I'm not being pushed over like I was last time.
0:15.0	With plenty.
0:16.0	It's a revenge tour. I'm getting stuck in.
0:18.0	Oh, the chaos.
0:19.0	Of unfinished business.
0:21.9	I think I was bad last time.
0:23.1	It's going to be worse.
0:24.6	Love Island All Stars.
0:26.3	Stream free on ICBX.
0:31.4	The best dog in the world knocks on you a door.
0:37.3	He wants you to come with him. He takes away your phone and eats it.
0:44.6	You stroll to cater by the sea. A soft wind drifts through your hair and makes it thicker and less
0:53.6	difficult to manage.
0:55.0	The dog tells you that all the dogs at the vote and agreed you were the best human.
1:03.0	He gives you a trophy and the trophy has a puppy in it.
1:09.0	You want to take a photo,
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