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Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine.

I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe Christopher McCarthur Boyd

and you give him money and he'll go

it's fine everybody forgives you

it's basically mad ass if you know

giving the praise right

wait and I tell you about the priest

so there was a trainee priest

and then there was the actual priest so So the actual priest, who I had obviously had the meetings with. And he's like, so it's 80 pounds for the organist. And I thought, I could play the fucking organ. 80 bucks. 80 bucks. Right? And I was like, that could go behind the bar for people to get a drink.

Right. And I thought, right. And he went, it's 80 pound for the canter, like the singer who kind of chants the salmon stuff.

And he went, and if it's the same for the parish. So on the day of the funeral, prior to the funeral starting, old father comes over and he's like, how you doing?

And I was like, I'm all right.

And he said to me, I just seen Kevin coming in there and I've just realized who you are.

And I'm like, this is not the time to be talking to me about fucking stand-up comedy.

Literally my dad's coffin's about to come into the pineapple.

You can't say it anymore, is that right? You're a last bastion a free speech at work and you can't even make you're so fucking woke, McCabe. I bet your dad's gladys deed. Right? So then, and he goes, such and such. And so he wasn't a priest because he was

obviously in training because he was in like a

kind of black cassock and

then he put on his vestments but the

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