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Here Comes The Guillotine
Global
4.7 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 12 October 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about cartoon characters, lesbians and astrophysics...
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| 0:00.0 | Debbie was in a bit of a pickle. |
| 0:03.0 | A Crisp and Gurkin sandwiches just weren't selling. |
| 0:07.0 | Until she had the good idea to use Canva to design her logo, |
| 0:11.0 | menus and social posts. |
| 0:14.0 | They looked good. |
| 0:17.0 | Really, really good. |
| 0:19.0 | Turns out Crisp and Gurkin sandwiches are right up everyone's street. |
| 0:23.7 | Even if that street now smells of pickles. |
| 0:26.9 | Thanks, Canber. |
| 0:29.8 | Here comes the guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes. |
| 0:34.9 | It is not suitable for a younger audience. |
| 0:39.0 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 0:43.2 | Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine. |
| 0:46.2 | I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe, |
| 0:49.5 | Christopher MacArthur Boyd. |
| 0:52.0 | Yeah, I was going to, my landlord was like, you know, |
| 0:55.8 | I think if you, you know, tidied up in here, there'd be less mice and things like that. |
| 1:01.2 | For me to pardon. |
| 1:01.8 | Cheeky bastard. |
| 1:03.5 | What cheeky bastard? |
| 1:04.9 | The person that owns the property. |
| 1:07.4 | Who's like, if you maybe keep my house clean and tidy there wouldn't be so much family |
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