Here Comes the Guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes.

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Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine.

I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe Christopher MacArthur Boyd

Hi gang

That includes you

I'm glad I'm included

Hi gang and Thor

Long time listener

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I've been thinking about something Susie said

That gay men have it all worked out

and on the surface, aye, it looks that way, a BJF grinder followed by a chicken rice

where garlic dip for Peppies is an elite hangover cure.

But sex where random fills a void but only in the most literal sense.

Afterwards, you're trudging, feeling empty and cheap,

where ney hint to have an actual emotional connection.

And while I love Glasgow, Ouija Grindr is a grim postcode lottery

compared to your Madrid's, your Tokyo's and your Mexico cities.

Abroad, men seemed to step up in their 30s and 40s, while Scottish cunts hit 30,

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