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Here Comes The Guillotine

Global

Comedy

4.7 • 812 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...

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0:00.0	You shall go to the ball.
0:04.0	This Christmas, join Call the Midwife star Helen George, West End and Broadway sensation Charlie Stemp and the legendary Basil Brush.
0:13.0	Bob, Bob!
0:14.0	In Cinderella at Richmond Theatre, from Saturday the 6th of December to Sunday the 4th of January.
0:20.0	Book your tickets to the ball at
0:22.0	ATG tickets.com slash Richmond before the clock strikes midnight.
0:28.9	Bob, Bob!
0:30.0	Peep from finance likes Chocks. Mail from accounts likes festive socks. Sue from logistics doesn't
0:35.6	do humdrum. Shopping for colleagues is quite the conundrum.
0:39.6	Treat your customers and co-workers to whatever they love with M&S corporate gift cards. That's Christmas, sorted.
0:46.9	Search Marks and Spencer corporate gifts.
0:50.2	Here comes the guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes.
0:55.0	It is not suitable for a younger audience.
0:59.0	This is a global player original podcast.
1:03.3	Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine.
1:06.3	I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Christopher MacArthur Boyd.
1:13.6	About bad. Thank you Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Christopher MacArthur Boyd. Bye, blah, bye. Here comes a male back. My father was a male. My mother was a bike.
1:25.6	They made love to one another
1:29.3	and they gave birth to me
1:31.3	the mile bag
1:34.3	eh do
1:37.3	hi ya Christopher
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