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Here Comes The Guillotine

The Final Best Of Episode

Here Comes The Guillotine

Global

Comedy

4.7812 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

The final Best Of episode of Here Comes the Guillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...

Thank you.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Here Comes the Gelatine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes.

0:05.0

It is not suitable for a younger audience.

0:09.0

This is a Global Player Original podcast. The Frankie, Susie, Chris, I've now taken my final form. I have shape shifted into corporate

0:57.0

Clark and I have the news. But sadly, here comes the Gila team will be no more. And I'm

1:02.7

sad about that because I have had so many people call me a shapeshifter mainly in Asda Goverin. So

1:10.4

that is your target audience and you know you're

1:13.2

reaching them well. And I also have to say it was an honour to share the stage with you at the

1:18.4

SEC, although I don't know how I managed to follow Bible John as the previous guest. And yet I was the

1:24.9

one that got booed. I don't really get that.

1:31.8

Guys, it's been brilliant seeing you through the window in the studio next to me for so long.

1:38.4

And I hope that we will definitely all stay in touch and will eat noodles together on a regular basis.

1:40.0

I'm sure that's definitely going to happen.

1:47.2

And I'm sorry that I never got to come on and tell the story that my fellow Des Des, DesLean told me that he was doing a gig once and he went to the toilet whilst Christopher MacArthur Boyd was on stage and by the time he came back out

1:51.3

someone in the crowd had dressed him up as a Christmas tree.

1:54.7

So with that lovely image and memory I'll leave it with you guys.

1:58.9

I'm going to shape shift away and I'm going to say thank you for everything.

2:03.6

The tales of Thatcher of Republican terrorism and Spunk. We love you, we miss you.

2:11.6

Here comes the guillotine forever.

2:23.0

How you doing, guillotineers?

2:30.8

Welcome to the final episode of Here Comes a Gilotine with Frankie Boyle, Susan McCabe,

2:32.8

and Christopher McCarthur Boyd.

2:35.9

We best of with some added treats for you.

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