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Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine.

I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Christopher MacArthur Boyd.

Hey, I stumbled across your D&D post and thought I'd shoot my shot.

I'm a wee dice maker from Ayrshire and I would love to make a set of dice for you guys.

If you find time to have a look at my Instagram page to see what they like,

I'd be more than happy if you gave me some colour suggestions that match a certain player

forward slash theme.

If not, then best of luck in all your campaigns.

Thanks, stag and moon dice.

Now, Frankie, I have also received correspondence from this person directly.

And I've already sorted out a bunch of dice for you, a bunch of dice for me.

Nice.

So you have asked you what theme you would like and you said Tolkien. Yeah.

Which is quite vague in terms of colour or materials.

I think they've ended up being kind of black marble with gold writing on them.

What life.

What world there?

I've got my big gaming chest of balithar. You get the chest of balithar in your house? I've got my big gaming chest of balithor

you get the chest of balithor

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