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Here Comes The Guillotine

The Peruvian Death Demon

Here Comes The Guillotine

Global

Comedy

4.7812 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Catholicism, Labour and The Twits...

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0:00.0

Breathe in.

0:02.0

Imagine you're a dishwasher with empty space, yet running.

0:07.0

Nearly 80% of us turn it on before it's full.

0:11.0

Find your inner fullness.

0:13.0

If it's not full, it's wasteful.

0:16.0

Ecover, properly packed dishwasher tablets.

0:20.0

Here comes the guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes.

0:24.9

It is not suitable for a younger audience.

0:28.9

This is a Global Player Original podcast.

0:33.2

Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine.

0:36.2

I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe. I'm Christopher MacArthur Boyd. I can't believe they've stopped giving wine at communion. Have they? Yeah, pretty much. Sometimes it's just the host. Was this because of the COVID? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I've just no brought it back. Well, anyway, I was at a funeral recently. There's no wine. And you're like, Jesus said, do these fucking two things in memory. I mean, you can't go to och let's just no do one of them. Also, when is the Catholic Church ever put signs in front of its own traditions? It's like, yeah, it's natural, isn't it? You know, so you get nachos and it's supposed to be sour cream, salsa, guacamole, and then often you order nachos and there's no guacamole, like the expensive bit, and you kind of like, come on to fuck. That's how you feel about the sacrament? Yeah, you can't just go with this as slightly, and it'd be easier if we just handed it bread. Well, it would, but he didn't say that. That's true. Take unto the, my body, the bread. Oh God. And my blood. No, I didn't say that. Disregard. I was trying to think yesterday as I was watching Celtic game about, what is he called?

1:44.9

Is it natural?

1:46.2

Your natural?

1:47.0

Your natural.

1:47.8

So I thought could...

1:48.3

Your natural novo?

1:49.3

No.

1:49.5

Novo would have been good for this game.

1:52.1

I met natural novo.

1:53.9

Really?

1:54.4

Yeah, I did.

1:54.9

I went up to see my friend Tom play in Balma High.

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