Dry Ice, Disco Balls & Other Best Bits

Here Comes The Guillotine

Global

Comedy

4.7 • 812 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd reality TV, softs drinks and a selection of the best bits from the past couple of years...

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0:00.0	You shall go to the ball.
0:04.0	This Christmas, join Call the Midwife star Helen George, West End and Broadway sensation Charlie Stemp and the legendary Basil Brush.
0:13.0	Bob, Bob!
0:14.0	In Cinderella at Richmond Theatre, from Saturday the 6th of December to Sunday the 4th of January.
0:20.0	Book your tickets to the ball at ATGTickets.com slash Richmond
0:24.5	Before the clock strikes midnight.
0:28.9	Bob, Bob!
0:30.0	Same.
0:30.5	Oh, oh, oh!
0:31.9	Same.
0:32.4	Three, two, one, bang!
0:34.6	Same.
0:35.3	Whoa, thanks.
0:37.5	Same. What does Santa call his dog? Same! Same. Oh, thanks. Same.
0:38.1	What does Santa call his dog?
0:40.0	Same.
0:42.0	Same.
0:42.9	One word.
0:43.7	Free syllables.
0:44.6	Same.
0:46.8	Same.
0:47.8	Sorry, it's a bit dry.
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