Takes a Village to Raise a Monster
Here Comes The Guillotine
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4.7 • 813 Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss falling over, Mediocrity and Love Island...
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| 0:00.0 | Here Comes the Guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes. |
| 0:04.9 | It is not suitable for a younger audience. |
| 0:09.0 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 0:13.2 | Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine. |
| 0:16.2 | I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe Christopher MacArthur Boyd |
| 0:21.0 | What would you like to see |
| 0:24.6 | happen with Celtic? |
| 0:26.7 | I would just like that fucking |
| 0:28.7 | bored to either do their job |
| 0:31.0 | No, just go, they can't do their job |
| 0:32.9 | Just go. I just go. Just get completely |
| 0:34.6 | different people who know what they're doing. |
| 0:36.7 | Younger, modern get fucking women in that boardroom |
| 0:40.4 | because that will change the dynamic from the dick swinging |
| 0:43.0 | that clearly takes place and fucking get... |
| 0:46.1 | People who know something about football. |
| 0:48.3 | The CEO is a guy who studied fucking construction law |
| 0:52.2 | and you're just kind of like, well, |
| 0:56.1 | I don't know someone who's been the CEO of a football club |
| 0:58.0 | or something like that. |
| 1:01.1 | Or just like |
| 1:02.0 | a very good kind of football |
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