The Scold Cast
Here Comes The Guillotine
Global
4.7 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about being internet poisoned, satire and generational wealth...
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| 0:00.0 | Claire worked in the marketing department for an up-and-coming artisan bakery. |
| 0:05.0 | Unfortunately, the artisan bakery in question was so up-and-coming. |
| 0:10.0 | Nobody actually knew it existed. |
| 0:13.0 | But then she had the really good idea to use Canva to create a business plan. |
| 0:18.0 | It looked good, Really, really good. |
| 0:22.9 | Their investors thought so too. |
| 0:27.5 | And now their hotcakes are selling like, well, exactly. |
| 0:29.2 | Thanks, Canber. |
| 0:33.8 | Heinz, Cabri, Colgate, from Liddle? |
| 0:35.4 | Am I the last to know? |
| 0:37.1 | Let's all just give Barry a moment. |
| 0:38.0 | He's processing. Because he's just discovered that Liddle, am I the last to know? Let's all just give Barry a moment. He's processing. |
| 0:42.4 | Because he's just discovered that Lidl stocks are with 320 big brands. |
| 0:45.6 | Wait till he discovers we have hundreds of awarded own brand products too. |
| 0:47.0 | My blow his entire mind. |
| 0:49.8 | At Liddle, there's more to value than you ever could have fathomed. |
| 0:54.5 | Here comes the guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes. |
| 0:56.9 | It is not suitable for a younger audience. |
| 1:02.1 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:06.1 | Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine. |
| 1:09.7 | I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Christopher MacArthur Boyd. |
| 1:16.3 | This one comes from somewhere called Shane. |
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