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Here Comes The Guillotine

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Comedy

4.7 • 812 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd some of the greatest footballers of all-time, Ken Loach films and the guys come up with the starting XI facing the Time Ra'...

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0:00.0	Here Comes the Guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes.
0:04.9	It is not suitable for a younger audience.
0:09.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:13.2	Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine.
0:16.2	I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe Christopher MacArthur Boyd
0:21.0	Is this gig you're doing this?
0:24.7	So I'm doing a gig at the Hilton with Emma Dodds, the sports presenter
0:28.9	and it's for Street Soccer, the Homeless Charity
0:32.4	and there's two guests on it and the guests are
0:36.2	Ozzy Ardellis and James McFadden. Ozzie Ardeales and James McFadden.
0:40.1	I know who James McFadden is. He was a football player
0:42.8	for the Scotland team.
0:44.8	Christopher said that with his thumbs up.
0:48.2	Who do you think Ozzy Ardelez?
0:50.4	This is my question.
0:52.1	I don't really know.
0:53.6	I hear Ozzy, I go Osborne. I don't know who Ozzy Ardele is. So. Delez. I don't really know. I hear Ozzy I go Osbourne.
0:55.0	I don't know who Ozzy or DeLez is.
0:57.4	So he was a player for Tottenham Hotspur and Argentina.
1:02.6	Oh.
1:03.3	One, was it the 1978 World Cup?
1:07.5	He won it?
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