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Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine.

I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe I'm Christopher MacArthur Boyd

Can I just sorry

Just before we start or you don't formally start

You know how in the last episode that we're now

We're talking about people that had died

Diane Keaton

I'm never kind of gutted over it go

Alright I okay but Diane right, I, okay.

But Diane Keaton, I was like,

no, fuck off, universe.

She done society a favour by keeping Woody away from more vulnerable people

for a wee while, you know.

She was the, you know,

you put some jam on a bit of bread for the wasps she was

society's that for woodie allen she was the human jam yeah woody allen human jambread

i uh i thought she was i i thought she was great actress she was in quite a lot of films when I was growing up. It was like that kind of thing. And then, obviously, she's in the Godfather. And I love the Godfather. And she's great in the Godfather. And I'm just, see as soon as I seen it, I was just like, fuck's sake. Do you know what I mean? Do you know when somebody famous died, like when Bowie died?

I was like, oh come on.

I was gutted. I've never actually listened to Bowie's last album.

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