The Ruins of the Mighty Love Tree
Here Comes The Guillotine
Global
4.7 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about working in TV, OnlyFans and Mary Poppins...
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| 0:30.1 | Here comes the guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes. |
| 0:34.9 | It is not suitable for a younger audience. |
| 0:38.9 | This is a global Player Original podcast. |
| 0:43.2 | Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine. I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Christopher MacArthur Boyd. |
| 0:53.8 | Hello and welcome to Here Comes the guillotine. |
| 0:56.4 | Guilotine, guillotine. |
| 0:58.5 | What's happening in our world, Christopher, we're thinking of doing some final cash grab |
| 1:04.4 | Here Comes the Galatine show is perhaps called There Goes the Guillotine. |
| 1:09.4 | As I christened it in the group chat, there goes the guillotine. Or should it be There went the guillotine grammatically? There goes, I think is... There goes, the finest sons of bitches you ever seen. Hell mend them. Hell mend them. I used to work in this office building where they made a lot of telly when I was a writer |
| 1:29.9 | and there was a development department down the bottom of the corridor and you would see |
| 1:35.9 | like they're bored and stuff that I thought was a joke. |
| 1:40.3 | I thought they put stuff up as a joke was all real. And one was like celebrity godhead. |
| 1:46.2 | What's that? |
| 1:47.6 | I know. |
| 1:48.1 | I just thought it was like a real funny joke name, right? |
| 1:51.3 | But it was a real thing. |
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