I am the BAFTA award-winning Danny Dyer.

And I can say that now.

Me and my Dan, we've got a podcast.

Of course we have.

Live and let diers.

It gives you a look into what life's like in our family.

We share stories, solve problems.

And Dad sometimes talks about UFOs.

Because they're out there.

This week we're supported by Gregs,

where you'll find lots of great value,

tasty options for lunch.

And while you're having your sausage roll, you can listen to Live and Let Dyers on Global Player.

Here comes the guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes.

It is not suitable for a younger audience.

This is a Global Player Original podcast. Hey, how you doing? This is a global player original podcast.

Hey, how you doing? This is producer Andy and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur Boyd.

Frankie, Susie and Christopher are on a wee break this week. So here's the best of from the past few months.

Hope you enjoy.

Canals, you're not really supposed to cycle along them.

If one uses them as a cycle path and like,

there's cycling infrastructure for that,

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