The Adventure Zone

The walrus reveals his dastardly plan! Can he be stopped before it's too late? It's the biggest showdown the heroes have ever faced! Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode:"Psychedelic" by Echo Fury: https://m.soundcloud.com/j87-222544563; "Turn around" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/; "Neptune" by Joseph R. Lilore: https://josephlilore.com'; "Quickening" by malictusmusic: https://www.malictusmusic.com/; "A Human Being" by Andy G. Cohen: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Andy_G_Cohen/; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "The Vikings are Coming!" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; "Chill Down", "Gearing Up", and "Right as Rain" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Rather Never Than Ashamed" by done with fish: https://soundcloud.com/donewithfish; "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Steps on the Beach" by Audroid MK1: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/audroid-mk1/; and "Darude - Sandstorm [Chiptune Version]" by BildPünkT: https://soundcloud.com/lichttrager. National Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

The abnimals reel in the shocking reveal of who was behind all of the kidnappings and robberies this whole time – and they have some tricks up their sleeves to give the heroes the fight of their lives! Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Neptune" by Joseph R. Lilore: https://josephlilore.com'; "Blood in the Water", "Courage My Love", and "This Could Get Dark" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "Psychedelic" by Echo Fury: https://m.soundcloud.com/j87-222544563; "Demolition" by 1st Contact: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/1st-contact/; and "Quickening" by malictusmusic: https://www.malictusmusic.com/. National Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

The Abnimals and the Greenback Guardians fight their way through guards, robots, and villains to discover the mysterious being who was behind Carver's disappearance. Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Thunder" by The Wanderer: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/stranger/; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Turn around" and "Espérides" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/; "This Could Get Dark", "Hellafunk", "Chill Down", and "Blood in the Water" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Quickening" by malictusmusic: https://www.malictusmusic.com/; "Tense Music for Tense Scenes" by Universfield: https://unil.ink/universfield; "Rather Never Than Ashamed" by done with fish: https://soundcloud.com/donewithfish; "The Vikings are Coming!" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; and "Neptune" by Joseph R. Lilore: https://josephlilore.com'. National Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

The heroes sneak through the ducts and grates of Dr. Killdeath’s lair in search of the missing Guardian, only to find out they’re not alone – it’s a radical reunion! Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "The Get Away", "Courage My Love", "Action", "The Heavy Three", "Discipline", "Blood in the Water", and "Questions" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Rather Never Than Ashamed" by done with fish: https://soundcloud.com/donewithfish; "RF-Silly Saturday" by legacyAlli: https://legacyalli.com/; "Emerald Therapy" and "Sk8board" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; "Hoist" by Andy G. Cohen: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Andy_G_Cohen/; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "Darlin'" by Beat Mekanik: https://linktr.ee/beatmekanik; "Jingle Bells 3" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/; "Metal Goat" by Midnight Commando: https://midnightcommando.com/; "Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/; and "Sick of" and "Turn around" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/. National Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

The heroes continue to explore Dr. Killdeath's lair, but something strange is afoot. Can the heroes use all the lessons they've learned about fighting and teamwork to take down some overly-friendly robots? Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/; "Heading Home", "Colossal", "Gearing Up", "Blood in the Water", and "Surveillance" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Emerald Therapy" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; "Lurking Terror" by malictusmusic: https://www.malictusmusic.com/; "Electric Birds" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; "Sick of" and "Turn around" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/; "Dear Mr. Super Computer" by Holizna: https://holiznaroyaltyfree.bandcamp.com/; and "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/. Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

The heroes weave their way through Dr. Killdeath’s secret base to pick up some key items and find Carter’s whereabouts. But what other secrets lie in wait? Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Demolition" by 1st Contact: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/1st-contact/; "The Drama" by Rafael Krux: https://www.rafaelkrux.com/#/; "The Get Away", "Chill Down", and "This Could Get Dark" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/; "Hoist" by Andy G. Cohen: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Andy_G_Cohen/; "Emerald Therapy" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; "Beverly Hills" by Beat Mekanik: https://linktr.ee/beatmekanik; "Turn around" and "Sick of" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/; "A Nexus of Waves" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; and High Sky" by Patrick Davies: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/patrick-davies/. Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.comHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

It’s not MaxFunDrive without a wild kickoff spectacular! Former real-life VJ and host of MTV's Spring Break 1999, Dave Holmes, takes your favorite MaxFun hosts through some wacky ‘90s- and Spring Break-themed mini games!! Featuring: Dave Holmes, Jeremy Bent, Oscar Montoya, Dimitry Pompée, Tom Lum, Ellen Weatherford, Alex Schmidt, Brenda Snell, Drea Clark, Alonso Duralde, Dan McCoy, Jordan Morris, Manolo Moreno, Ella Hubber, Caroline Roper, Ella McLeod, John-Luke Roberts, Justin McElroy, Clint McElroy, Mike Cabellon, Sierra Katow, Hal Lublin, Danielle Radford, John Moe, Christian Dueñas, Christian Duguay.

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2025

Our heroes have a plan to work with Dr. Killdeath and take a secret escape route off the island – but can they fight off a whole hoard of guards first? It's a blast! Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Walk Tall"and "The Heavy Three" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Rather Never Than Ashamed" by done with fish: https://soundcloud.com/donewithfish; "Task Man" and "Cool Boy & The Sunglasses Shark" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "Quickening" by malictusmusic: https://www.malictusmusic.com/; "Flamenco Rhythm" by Sunsearcher: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Sunsearcher/; and "Demolition" by 1st Contact: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/1st-contact/. World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

Mutt takes his shot. Phileaux gets dressed up. Lady Godwin establishes dominance. Live from the Tampa Theatre, the gang crashes the famous Capulet ball and all hell breaks loose.

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

The Abnimals cooperate with the affable Dr. Killdeath in his volcano fortress on Governor's Island. They've gotten in – but can they get out? Sgt. Salamander performed by Brennan Lee Mulligan: https://brennanleemulligan.com/ Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Sweet n Dirty", "Heads Turn", "Neo Soul", "Deja Vu", "Colossal", "The Heavy Three", "Courage My Love", and "Walk Tall" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Turn around" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/; "Metal Goat" by Midnight Commando: https://midnightcommando.com/; "Electric Birds" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; and "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/. World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

The Abnimals work with the rest of the Greenback Guardians to find Carver, but must pose as villains to get into the fortress of Governor's Island. It's the team-up of their dream-up! Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Turn around" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/; "Slice of Life" by Bryan Teoh: https://www.bryanteoh.com/; "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Mindsweep", "Chill Down", "Action", "The Get Away", and "Black Tears" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "RF-Silly Saturday" by legacyAlli: https://legacyalli.com/; "A Human Being" by Andy G. Cohen: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Andy_G_Cohen/; "Rather Never Than Ashamed" by done with fish: https://soundcloud.com/donewithfish; "Demolition" by 1st Contact: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/1st-contact/; "Quickening" by malictusmusic: https://www.malictusmusic.com/; "Instrumental Sontagsfaherer" by Patrick Steel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqee4AUSj6Jocrsr-uDEAmA; and "High on Loungin'" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/. World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

The Abnimal heroes drive a hard bargain with Clamgela to meet the Walrus. But first they have to make another deal – with Dr. Killdeath! Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Neptune" by Joseph R. Lilore: https://josephlilore.com'; "Darlin'" by Beat Mekanik: https://linktr.ee/beatmekanik; "Lurking Terror" and "Quickening" by malictusmusic: https://www.malictusmusic.com/; "Emerald Therapy" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "First Rays", "Catch and Release", "Bittersweet", "Nashville Lights", "Awkward Cafe", "Chill Down", "Mindsweep", and "Action" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Electric Birds" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; "Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/; and "Hoist" by Andy G. Cohen: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Andy_G_Cohen/. World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025

Navy Seal, Axe-o-Lyle, Roger Moore, and Artie Ficial need to sneak into the bank's IT Department in order to make their date with destiny – destiny named Clamgela! Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "First Rays", "Gearing Up", "Bittersweet", and "Bounce" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Flipping In" and "Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have Liftoff" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "RF-Silly Saturday" by legacyAlli: https://legacyalli.com/; "Abandoned Robot Puppy" by Jangwa: https://tommasocroce.eu/; "Hoist" by Andy G. Cohen: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Andy_G_Cohen/; and "Neptune" by Joseph R. Lilore: https://josephlilore.com. World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2025

Armed with new allies and new information, the Abnimals head to the Future Dryer-ia to stake out the whereabouts of Clamgela! Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Make Funk" by Holizna: https://holiznaroyaltyfree.bandcamp.com/; "The Cleaner" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/; "Surveillance", "Chi Town Funk", "Blood in the Water", "Bittersweet", and "Mindsweep" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Rather Never Than Ashamed" by done with fish: https://soundcloud.com/donewithfish; "Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/; "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Demolition" by 1st Contact: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/1st-contact/; and "Turn around" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/. Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2025

Have the gang made enemies made along the way, or could they be future friends? The Abnimals form an unlikely alliance and gather some new best acquaintances as they search for the mysterious Clamgela and Walrus. Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Awkward Cafe", "Blood in the Water", "The Get Away", and "Catch and Release" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/; "Instrumental Sontagsfaherer" by Patrick Steel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqee4AUSj6Jocrsr-uDEAmA; "Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have Liftoff" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/; "Darude - Sandstorm [Chiptune Version]" by BildPünkT: https://soundcloud.com/lichttrager; and "Sick of" and "Turn around" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/. Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2025

It's an axolotl! It's a seal! It's a robot coat rack to the rescue as the Abnimals infiltrate the Enforcement Headquarters to find Goshua Darnet and their hero beyond. Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Slingshot", "Hellafunk", "Blood in the Water", "Awkward Cafe", and "Gearing Up" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/; "Dear Mr. Super Computer" by Holizna: https://holiznaroyaltyfree.bandcamp.com/; and "Rather Never Than Ashamed" by done with fish: https://soundcloud.com/donewithfish. Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2025

Security doors and corporate offices stand between the Abnimals and their one chance at finding Carver. Can they wind their way through the cubicle maze to deliver a heartfelt apology? Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Hellafunk", "Slingshot", and "Bittersweet" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Darude - Sandstorm [Chiptune Version]" by BildPünkT: https://soundcloud.com/lichttrager; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; and "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/. Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Transcribed - Published: 9 January 2025

The culprits to Carver's kidnapping have been found, but Carver has not! To find the answers, the heroes must act as villains themselves and sneak into the River City First Enforcement Headquarters! Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Neo Soul", "Deja Vu", "Blood in the Water", "This Could Get Dark", "Heading Home", "Strutting", and "Hellafunk" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Lurking Terror" and "Quickening"by malictusmusic: https://www.malictusmusic.com/; "Thunder" by The Wanderer: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/stranger/; "Turn around" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/; "High on Loungin'" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/; and "Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/. Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

Transcribed - Published: 2 January 2025

The heroes are hot on the trail of Eel Patrick Harris! But their underwater chase leads them straight to Sigma Base and the Royal Seals. Where has that slippery fiend slithered off to? Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Surveillance", "Walk Tall", "Deja Vu", and "Cool Beans" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Sick of" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/; "Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/; "Air" and "Purple" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Neptune" by Joseph R. Lilore: https://josephlilore.com'; "RF-Silly Saturday" by legacyAlli: https://legacyalli.com/; and "High on Loungin'" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/. Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2024

It's a distress signal — from Carver? The Abnimals rush to the Carvery only to find their hero missing. Who are the soggy scum behind this repugnant ransacking? Slippin Slime performed by Montaigne: https://montaignemusic.com.au/ Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Blood in the Water", "Catch and Release", "Cool Beans", "Slingshot", "Gearing Up", "Bittersweet", "Questions", and "The Heavy Three" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Heartache" by Beat Mekanik: https://linktr.ee/beatmekanik; "Purple" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; and "Demolition" by 1st Contact: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/1st-contact/.

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2024

The heroes must put up a good clean fight as Herr Dryer makes a mess of the Amphibi-Fortress, but can they defeat their arid adversary in time to take in a package? It's sink or swim! Sgt. Salamander performed by Brennan Lee Mulligan: https://brennanleemulligan.com/ Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: ""Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have Liftoff" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/; "Task Man" and "Cool Boy & The Sunglasses Shark" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "Quickening" by malictusmusic: https://www.malictusmusic.com/; "Cool Beans", "Bittersweet", "Questions" , and "Escape" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Neptune" by Joseph R. Lilore: https://josephlilore.com'; and "11 MPH" by Beat Mekanik: https://linktr.ee/beatmekanik.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2024

The heroes hold down the fort against Herr Dryer and the Hot Boys. But they'd better hang on or get blown away! Jeremy the Badger Man performed by Jason Charles Miller: https://www.twitch.tv/questingtime Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have Liftoff" and "Razor Rock' by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/; "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Neptune" by Joseph R. Lilore: https://josephlilore.com; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "Steps on the Beach" by Audroid MK1: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/audroid-mk1/; and "Hellafunk" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?.

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2024

The heroes are tasked by the Amphi-Force with an important assignment, but are they up for the challenge?! Things are heating up when trouble blows in to town, will our heroes be hung out to dry? Krilliam performed by Paul Foxcroft: https://www.twitch.tv/questingtime Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "11 MPH" by Beat Mekanik: https://linktr.ee/beatmekanik; "Questions", "This Could Get Dark", "Right as Rain", and "Heading Home" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Slice of Life" by Bryan Teoh: https://www.bryanteoh.com/; "Thunder" by The Wanderer: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/stranger/; "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Steps on the Beach" by Audroid MK1: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/audroid-mk1/; "Demolition" by 1st Contact: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/1st-contact/; Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/; and "The Drama" by Rafael Krux: https://www.rafaelkrux.com/#/.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2024

The heroes make a trip to Dr. Snarf's laboratory to gain some new skills, brush up on combat, and look even sharper! Laser Webber is performed by Laser Webber: https://www.lasertheboy.com/ Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "RF-Silly Saturday" by legacyAlli: https://legacyalli.com/; "11 MPH" by Beat Mekanik: https://linktr.ee/beatmekanik; "Chi Town Funk" and "Blood in the Water" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Ruffling Feathers" and "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/; "Espérides" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/; "Electric Birds" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; and "Flamenco Rhythm" by Sunsearcher: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Sunsearcher/.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2024

A band of robots attacks the gala! Can our Abnimal heroes gear up to take them on? Majestica the Dragon Rider is performed by Sarah Moore: https://www.pixiesandpins.com/ Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "The Heavy Three", 'Bittersweet", "Right as Rain", and "Blood in the Water" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "The Party is Over" by Audroid MK1: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/audroid-mk1/; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "Big Swing Band" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; and "Air" by Jesse Spillane: http://www.jessespillane.com/.

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2024

It's Lumineaux Fright Fest, and the Dracula-slaying trio are looking for Halloween fun! Only a real murder has taken place, and they are the prime suspects. Can Phileaux, Godwin, and Mutt find the culprit among the frightening attractions and clear their names?

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2024

The Abnimals infiltrate the party just in time to catch the silver thief red-handed – or is it red-toothed when the culprit is a hungry robot? Jeff Leopard is performed by Jason Charles Miller: https://www.jasoncharlesmiller.com/ Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Razor Rock" and "Flipping In" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/; "Sk8board" and "Big Swing Band" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; "Dawn", "This Could Get Dangerous", and "The Heavy Three" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "Metal Goat" by Midnight Commando: https://midnightcommando.com/; and "The Party is Over" and "Steps on the Beach" by Audroid MK1: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/audroid-mk1/.

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2024

The Abnimals take on their first mission from Carver, tracking down a silver thief at a Gala. But first, they have to figure out how to get into a party – without invitations! Special Agent Crane is performed by Aabriya Iyengar: https://www.instagram.com/quiddie Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Escape", "Surveillance", and "Chi Town Funk" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "Funky Energy Loop" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/; "Razor Rock" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/; "Emerald Therapy" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; and "Neptune" by Joseph R. Lilore: https://josephlilore.com.

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2024

The Abnimal heroes have a job interview with one of the best of the best. Well, a job interview that involves dodging buzzsaws, sword-wielding dummies, and pushing/smushing paddles. A map of The Carvery and alt text for the map can be found here: https://bit.ly/AbnimalsMaps Spike Splosion is performed by Sandeep Parikh: https://linktr.ee/sandeepparikh Abminals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Gearing Up", "Questions," and "Mindsweep" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Funky Energy Loop" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; and "Heartache" and "Darlin'" by Beat Mekanik: https://linktr.ee/beatmekanik.

Transcribed - Published: 10 October 2024

An unexpected figure appears from the shadows to fight Navy Seal, Ax-o-Lyle, and Roger Moore. With no real chance of defeating him, will they at least impress him? Krilliam performed by Paul Foxcroft: https://www.twitch.tv/questingtime Abminals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Instrumental Sontagsfaherer" by Patrick Steel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqee4AUSj6Jocrsr-uDEAmA; "Metal Goat" by Midnight Commando: https://midnightcommando.com/; "Flipping In" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/; "Heartache" by Beat Mekanik: https://linktr.ee/beatmekanik; "Neo Soul", "Mindsweep," "Chi Town Funk," and "Gearing Up" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; and "The Drama" by Rafael Krux: https://www.rafaelkrux.com/#/.

Transcribed - Published: 3 October 2024

Our Abnimal heroes Navy Seal, Ax-o-Lyle, and Roger Moore swoop in to thwart a gang of burgling bunnies who intend on stealing the signature weapons of the beloved Greenback Guardians! JJ August performed by Erika Ishii: https://www.instagram.com/theerikaishii Sgt. Salamander performed by Brennan Lee Mulligan: https://brennanleemulligan.com/ Opening monologue punch up by Paul Foxcroft. Abminals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Gearing Up", "Questions", and "Hellafunk" by Mr. Smith: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/; "Emerald Therapy" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; "How it's done" by Pawel Feszczuk: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/pawel-feszczuk/ ; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; and "Instrumental Sontagsfaherer" by Patrick Steel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqee4AUSj6Jocrsr-uDEAmA.

Transcribed - Published: 26 September 2024

Welcome to the world of humanoid animal heroes, Abnimals! Join Justin, Griffin, Clint, and Zoo Keeper (Game Master) Travis as they introduce the new world, the new system, and their new characters. Abminals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "Darlin'" by Beat Mekanik: https://linktr.ee/beatmekanik.

Transcribed - Published: 19 September 2024

Everybody is headed to the biggest party in Lumineaux, hosted by the Great Gatsby! Mutt, Lady Godwin, and Brother Phileaux manage to get invited to this prestigious affair, but there's something odd lurking under the surface, as Gatsby has sinister plans that are not so great after all. Additional Music in this Episode: "Faster Does It" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/.

Transcribed - Published: 5 September 2024

This week we’re answering some questions about The Adventure Zone: Vs Dracula, as well as talking a bit about our upcoming projects!

Transcribed - Published: 22 August 2024

Three months after the sun has returned to Lumineaux, the monster hunters settle into their new Dracula-less lives. Mutt provides sanctuary. Godwin schools the locals. Phileaux finds new ways to reach out. Additional Music in this Episode: "Celosia" by sawsquarenoise: http://rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com/. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 8 August 2024

The monster hunters enter Dracula’s tower to defeat their enemy once and for all. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2024

The monster hunters fight their way through artists and musicians to take out Dracula's conveniently placed sources of power. Mutt does some unpacking. Godwin plays some Bridge. Phileaux does some rescuing. Additional Music in this Episode: "Instrumental Mystic Song for Paranormal Videos" by UNIVERSFIELD: https://freesound.org/people/UNIVERSFIELD/. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2024

The monster hunters must fight carefully for both themselves and their unwitting opponents as the entire city of Lumineaux turns against them. Mutt gets insulted. Phileaux gets mocked. Godwin whiffs a bunt. Additional Music in this Episode: "Instrumental Mystic Song for Paranormal Videos" by UNIVERSFIELD: https://freesound.org/people/UNIVERSFIELD/. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2024

The monster hunters return to Lumnieaux armed with new knowledge on how to defeat their ultimate foe. But they face even more dangers inside the city. Phileaux takes the wheel. Mutt rides shotgun. Godwin Teen Wolfs it. Additional Music in this Episode: "Zombie Rock" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; and "Sofia 30" by Nuno Adelaida: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Nuno_Adelaida. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2024

A fight ensues in Frankenstein’s lab (inside Dracula’s castle [Outside Lumineaux]). But the monster hunters must be careful in order to keep their promise. Mutt gets strongarmed. Phileaux gets to bonkin’. Godwin argues over insurance. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2024

The monster hunters make an important discovery that holds the key to Dracula's entire deal. Mutt makes use of his mandolin proficiency. Phileaux creates a lil guy. Godwin gets nosey. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2024

As the hunters make their way through the winding rooms of Dracula's castle, they find strange artifacts, diplomatic residents, and exposition. Mutt sets a trap. Phileaux gets greasy. Godwin takes a turn on the dance floor. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2024

The hunters make it inside Dracula's castle but their trials are not over yet. They encounter strange cutlery, formal spectres, and even more monsters. Phileaux makes a friend. Godwin breaks some dishes. Mutt takes aim. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2024

The gang get advice from various old men on the best way to sneak into Dracula’s castle. Mutt seeks reassurance. Phileaux makes amends. Godwin ponders the future. Additional Music in this Episode: "Sofia 30" by Nuno Adelaida: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Nuno_Adelaida; and "Erik Satie: Gymnopedie No 3" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2024

Negotiations go awry, but the Dracula hunters won't let a little thing like an angry and powerful god stand in their way. Mutt takes a load off and puts it back on again. Phileaux gets a new (interim) title. Godwin tells an elegant joke. Additional Music in this Episode: Additional Music in this Episode: "J.S. Bach: Chromatic Fantasia" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/; "Pentagram" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; and "Instrumental Mystic Song for Paranormal Videos" by UNIVERSFIELD: https://freesound.org/people/UNIVERSFIELD/. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2024

Mutt, Lady Godwin, and Brother Phileaux each have their reasons to take an interlude to hunt down the meanest creature in the ocean: Moby-Dick. The monster is definitely not a metaphor, but is a big psychic whale who lives up to his name by being kind of an asshole.

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2024

Their goal is within reach, but the last step to killing Dracula means the monster hunters must negotiate with the dark god of Angrave itself. Phileaux gets feisty. Godwin whiffs impressively. Mutt gets a new title. Additional Music in this Episode: "Instrumental Mystic Song for Paranormal Videos" by UNIVERSFIELD: https://freesound.org/people/UNIVERSFIELD/; and "J.S. Bach: Chromatic Fuge" and "J.S. Bach: Chromatic Fantasia" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2024

The monster hunters infiltrate the Cult of the Buried Blood and learn the exact origins of their creepy namesake. Mutt fancies up his knife. Phileaux gets bubbly. Godwin gathers the night boys. Additional Music in this Episode: "Snow Drop" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2024

After a regal encounter, the monster hunters make their way to the chamber where the Cult of the Buried Blood lives up to their name. Godwin beefs it. Phileaux beefs it. Mutt beefs it but in a different way. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2024

Seeking out the Cult of the Buried Blood, the monster hunters face a series of tunnels that are dark and full of terrors like countless rats, giant bones, and . . .Toby? Mutt shoots wide. Phileaux takes flight. Godwin finishes a quest. Additional Music in this Episode: "J.S. Bach: Chromatic Fantasia" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/. Dice sounds by Tal M.

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2024