The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 16

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Games, Comedy Fiction, Adventure, Fiction, Mcelroy, Leisure, Rpg

4.9 • 37.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

After a heartbreaking loss for one of their new companions, the wizards regroup and learn more about some of the island’s mysteries. But the danger only continues as the next trial pits them against their greatest rivals in a decisive battle. Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Original Music by Griffin McElroy Additional Music in this Episode:"Pearly Carapaice", "Chewing Devil Grass", "III", "Gentle Sol", and "Skin Writhes Anxious" by ROZKOL: https://rozkol.bandcamp.com/; "PULL" by Nctrnm: https://soundcloud.com/nctrnm; The Redemption in Her Amrs” by Schemawound: http://schemawound.com/; "The Fae" by Mark Lingard: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mark-lingard/; "The Unknown" by Jar of Flies: https://jaroffliesofficial.bandcamp.com/; "Haze" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; and "Death" by Holizna: https://holiznaroyaltyfree.bandcamp.com/. Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

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0:00.0	Previously on Taz Royale.
0:03.1	I've seen what you'll do with the powers of the octave.
0:07.4	Yes. I will not allow you to control us.
0:11.6	Claxon is pulled under the elevated water level.
0:14.9	You see a look on Rhyme's unmasked face of pure panic as they are pulled under.
0:23.4	How badly do you want to but who's alive?
0:26.9	It is of the utmost importance to me.
0:31.1	And then I'll throw, I throw them in.
0:33.8	It is time now for you victorious aspirants to receive your just reward.
0:43.8	The tower rises upward like a rocket high above the octave cigarette. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to
0:55.0	I'm going to
0:58.0	I'm going to Hello and welcome back to TAS Royal, our our Battle Royale winner take all season of The Adventure Zone.
1:32.5	When last you joined us, it was like a month ago, and our heroes, if we can still call them that,
1:39.3	finished up and survived and claimed victory in the trial of transmutation.
1:45.2	Four aspirants fell in your group of 12, and that's very sad.
1:50.4	I had big plans for Randolph, and he's dead now, and he's in hell, too.
1:55.2	Oh, man.
1:56.3	I forgot about it.
1:57.3	Well, he probably deserved it then, right?
2:00.3	Because people don't get punished unless they deserve it.
2:02.8	He's not in hell.
2:03.5	He's not in hell.
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