The Adventure Zone: Abnimals Ep. 25: Grate Expectations!

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

The heroes sneak through the ducts and grates of Dr. Killdeath’s lair in search of the missing Guardian, only to find out they’re not alone – it’s a radical reunion! Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "The Get Away", "Courage My Love", "Action", "The Heavy Three", "Discipline", "Blood in the Water", and "Questions" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Rather Never Than Ashamed" by done with fish: https://soundcloud.com/donewithfish; "RF-Silly Saturday" by legacyAlli: https://legacyalli.com/; "Emerald Therapy" and "Sk8board" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; "Hoist" by Andy G. Cohen: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Andy_G_Cohen/; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "Darlin'" by Beat Mekanik: https://linktr.ee/beatmekanik; "Jingle Bells 3" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/; "Metal Goat" by Midnight Commando: https://midnightcommando.com/; "Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/; and "Sick of" and "Turn around" by Koi-discovery: https://koi-discovery.lescigales.org/. National Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/

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0:00.0	In spite of what you have heard, we're at the height of our powers at top the tallest in towers.
0:06.0	We'll never stop us now.
0:08.0	Take my hand if you trust, and we will do it much until it's turning out just like to play.
0:14.0	When we're going to go is long, but our mojo is strong, and unless I'm wrong, and I'm not, we're at the height of our power.
0:48.8	The elevator doors open and you find yourselves in the start of a tunnel leading to what you hope is an entrance into the RCF headquarters. Before you can leave the elevator, a panel slides open and the light pops up inside of it.
0:58.1	And you hear Scud say, wait, hold on, dudes, before you go, I know I wasn't wildly helpful before.
1:02.9	Apologies again.
1:04.7	But I think this will really help you.
1:06.7	When you get to Carver, give him this.
1:10.4	And you see inside the panel sealed in a triangular Tupperware, a perfectly cooked, ready to go,
1:18.5	slice of Supreme Pizza, everything on it, all the works.
1:22.8	So just so I'm clear on sort of the, like, mechanics of what just happened, this elevator
1:29.7	has sort of stored ready-to-go pizza in the panel at all times?
1:36.3	No, it's a dumb waiter, man.
1:38.5	It doesn't seem that dumb to me, man.
1:40.8	Well, it's just called that.
1:42.1	It's not dumb.
1:44.1	Hey, are you ingredient still, like,
1:46.5	consumable?
1:48.0	Oh, yeah.
1:48.4	This is fresh pizza, man.
1:49.4	It's ready to go.
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