The Adventure Zone Versus Robin Hood: Live in Portland!

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Former hero Robin Hood has been stealing from the rich-poor and giving back to the poor-rich, giving the new King of England a headache! King Mutt recruits Lady Gowdin and Phileaux to stop him. With a new woodland guide to help them, can the monster hunters track down the secrets of Sherwood Forest? Additional Music in this Episode: '"Thatched Villagers" and "The Britons" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/. Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

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0:00.0	Dear Diary!
0:03.0	Shh, quiet diary! I need to speak.
0:07.0	Dear Diary, how are you?
0:11.0	I am fine.
0:13.0	Thank you for asking.
0:16.0	Lord knows I'm no angel.
0:19.0	I've committed a lot of crimes.
0:21.8	Oh, I eat people.
0:24.7	But the one thing I've never done is steal.
0:29.1	The worst crime there is.
0:33.0	Not like that Robin Hood.
0:36.1	That's one, one big jackoff.
0:39.5	Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
0:43.7	Well, I should probably let you go.
0:48.0	TTF in. Tata for now. Oh, for now. Hi, everybody.
1:36.7	I don't want to talk about my tiny axe today.
1:40.7	I wanted to get out in front of it when I bought it on Amazon to have it delivered here.
1:42.3	It sure looked bigger in the pictures.
1:48.5	Classically, I pay $30 for the one from God of War, but it is not a great axe, as it only has one blade, so I want to get a great axe, and this is anything but great.
1:52.2	In fact, I'd say it's just...
1:53.7	Seems like you want to talk about it a fucking lot, actually.
1:56.1	I don't think any of us were going to bring it up. I learned from being Husky in middle school that if you say it first, the bullies won't pick on you.
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