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🗓️ 9 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on Taz Royale, by merging your moats, you will create more complex and, for the purposes of this trial, more powerful material. |
| 0:12.5 | Those materials will be given life. |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah, man, but what's the Titanic of the Swamps? |
| 0:19.2 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:21.3 | And now, fuck you. Now, as the Titanic of the swamps? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now, fuck you. |
| 0:23.1 | Now, as the Titanic sinks, |
| 0:26.3 | Swamper grows in size, |
| 0:29.2 | forms thick, meaty legs, |
| 0:31.5 | a huge, wide trunk, big, strong arms, |
| 0:34.6 | and says, I'm still Swamper, |
| 0:41.8 | but now I'm more like Sw thing. All of you are Voltron-style controlling swampist, your elemental in this final battle of the third trial. I'm going to be. I'm going to be |
| 0:55.0 | I'm going to |
| 0:57.0 | I'm Hey, everybody, welcome to the Adventure Zone, Taz Royale, our battle royale season. |
| 1:30.6 | We are in the heat of the trial of evocation in the last episode. |
| 1:36.3 | The three of you with your teammate, Scorpo, the giant Scorpion man, built an elemental, |
| 1:43.6 | as did the three other competing quartets |
| 1:47.2 | here on the Octave Ziggarot Island. |
| 1:50.2 | And after quite a bit of experimentation |
| 1:53.9 | and fusion and good old fashioned magic, |
| 1:59.1 | you all have created Sw thing the beloved the beloved character |
| 2:04.6 | what's that trap i was like wild thing but swamp thing it was kind of an intro song i was working |
| 2:10.9 | for him because if you do two copyright infringes at once it cancels out that's exactly right j Justin. Hey, listen, y'all, that's how Glee got did it. I would change the lyrics to Swamp Thing instead of Wow thing. So it's now a parody. I love it. So that's fair use. We're making it safe. Yeah, that's how weird Albert gets away with it. That criminal. Let's begin at the very end of the last episode. |
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