Sexy Battle Wizards: Live in Raleigh!

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Come in, Sexy Battle Wizards! Undead lizards are on a rampage trying to steal all of the sexy out of New New Arcanium City. Can Litch Buchanan, Majesto the Sexiest, and Gandilf use magic, fighting, and sexiness to stop him? Additional Music in this Episode: '"Apex" by Alexander Nakarada: http://alexandernakarada.bandcamp.com; and "Zombie Rock" and "Boom" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/. Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

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0:00.0	Come in, come in, in AC Rangers, this is W. Cessaly thick body.
0:09.5	It was touching go that...
0:10.6	Was Cecily. Can you hear me? Come in, Was Cecily.
0:14.7	No, yes, Todrick, it's W. Cessley. I've told you this many times, and yes, I can hear you.
0:22.0	Good, with Cessaly. This is Tadrick Bethesdor calling.
0:26.1	No, I, yes, I know. I said your name.
0:30.5	I hear you and the Rangers have a bit of a situation down there in New, New Arcaneum City.
0:39.8	Hey, Tadrick, it's completely under control.
0:43.3	We do not need you, or it's completely fine.
0:44.8	Do not worry about it, okay?
0:46.7	Well, fear not.
0:49.5	I'm sending you some help.
0:50.8	No, I... Please don't do that, Todrick.
0:52.6	I don't need help.
0:54.2	Now, now, with Cessaly,
0:55.9	you know that there's nothing wrong
0:57.5	with asking for help when you need it.
0:59.6	No, but that's what I said.
1:00.4	I don't need it.
1:01.7	Todd, Tadrake, I don't need help.
1:04.3	Was Cessaly, feel no more.
1:06.9	Because I'm sending you...
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