The wizards file one by one toward duels beneath the midday sun.

Their rivals chosen, fates entwined, and venue of their clash consigned.

They sling their spells and draw their blades and watch for movement through the shades

for from that darkness

deep and dense

comes conjured death

to take them hence.

Music So, you know, Hello, everybody. Welcome back to Taz Royale, our winner take all battle royale season.

Do you know what they call it in France?

What's that?

Do you know what they call it in France?

They call it a Taz with cheese.

I mean, say that, say, if you're going to joke on the intro, say it with your fucking chest, man.

No, Dad already fucking ate it.

And also Travis made that joke.

I'm pretty sure Travis made that joke last week.

Last week.

And I'm also pretty sure someone made that joke two weeks before that.

So like, it's cool that we have, it's sort of a running gag take inside joke reference callback.

It's like four layers of joking mechanisms in

one which just makes it funnier and funnier here here hey girfin here in about 45 minutes or so

you're gonna need me yes i'm serious you're gonna need me yeah and i'm gonna let you fucking twist

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