The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 22

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Games, Comedy Fiction, Adventure, Fiction, Mcelroy, Leisure, Rpg

4.9 • 37.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The Trial of Necromancy, Part I Only 14 wizards are left -- alive! The remainder must face their fallen competitors and survive the night in a house with zombies . . . as well as with their murderous living rivals. Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Original Music by Griffin McElroy Additional Music in this Episode: tribute to eddy" by Jean Toba: https://jeantoba.blogspot.com/; “Oneiri” by Kai Engel http://www.kai-engel.com/; and "Rust Colony" by ROZKOL: https://rozkol.bandcamp.com/. Marsha P. Johnson Institute: https://marshap.org/

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0:00.0	A dozen wizards face the horde of marching death beyond the door.
0:07.0	The civil twilight deep and blue creeps slowly toward a brighter hue.
0:14.0	For sunlight's safety, twelve shall strive to kill the rest and stay alive, but to those killers bear in mind that death shall answer death in kind. I'm going to be. I'm going to be able to
0:39.3	you.
0:41.3	I'm
0:42.3	and
0:44.3	I'm
0:45.3	the Welcome back to Taz Royale, our Battle Royale winner take all season.
1:12.6	You join us as we begin the next trial, the sixth trial that our aspirants have faced off.
1:19.9	Only 12 wizards survive. Those wizards include Loravith, Dream Wonder, Gonjabon,
1:26.1	Ricked is Raven with the fourth Hellgram, and nine others Raven with the fourth, Hellgramma, and nine others.
1:29.2	At the end of the last episode, you all had made your way into a mansion that had appeared in the cemetery here on the aisle of the Octavsigarot.
1:39.2	Found your way inside where you were informed that you would be attacked by the unquiet dead inside this house.
1:46.0	The objective for this trial is to survive until sunrise.
1:50.2	And you were also told that the usual restrictions of, you know, don't kill each other,
1:55.6	uh, have been, have been lifted, but that doing so will incur some negative attention. So you all... I would like to announce that the rule about killing me is still firmly in place. Okay, yeah. So we did agree to that before we started this season. And I was like, listen, guys, it's going to be like a battle royale season. It's going to be a squid game. It's going to be a battle royale. It's going to be a fortnight. And Justin was like,
2:19.6	I don't want to do that because I don't want to get hurt. So we did put a little special
2:23.2	rule in there that you guys can't hurt Justin, but that he can hurt you. I met myself,
2:28.2	the performer, Justin McElwork. That's fine. Yes. If you'd like to extend the protections to my character yeah for sure lore with dream wonder a gongobon by way a little bad good news bad news a little bittersweet this
2:38.9	week found out they are making a shogun season two which is great for us as people because
2:44.1	it'll give us it's one of the few things that we as brothers like that has nothing to do with
2:48.2	our jobs and father of your father.
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