The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 24

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Games, Comedy Fiction, Adventure, Fiction, Mcelroy, Leisure, Rpg

4.9 • 37.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The Trial of Necromancy, Part III The trial continues and the competitors must decide who to trust and who to dispatch. But with the numbers of survivors dwindles, the number of zombies increases, forcing some of the wizards to quite literally confront their past actions. Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Original Music by Griffin McElroy Additional Music in this Episode: "VIII", "Skin Writhes Anxious", and "Chewing Devil Grass" by ROZKOL: https://rozkol.bandcamp.com/; "Fireball" and "Night Sky" by Jar of Flies: https://jaroffliesofficial.bandcamp.com/; "Foresight" by Serat: https://blear-moon.com; "PULL" by Nctrnm: https://soundcloud.com/nctrnm; "Grande Vista" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/; "The Fae" by Mark Lingard: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mark-lingard/; “If You Can't be the Sun, Be the Sun” by Schemawound http://schemawound.com/; and Taffy Machine" by Kate Kody: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/kate-kody/. Marsha P. Johnson Institute: https://marshap.org/

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0:00.0	Previously on Taz Royale.
0:02.7	Okay, I'm going to open the piano and get Duber out.
0:05.7	Hell, Grimmett, thank you.
0:07.7	I, I, I, I always believe that you were good. I think Scorpo is wrong about you, sir. I, I, I, you're, you're like a nephew to me. Jane?
0:17.3	I could tell he had
0:18.3	sort of a menacing aura
0:19.2	and I, I mean, look at him,
0:21.4	he looks kind of scary and I, I,
0:23.5	fuck, hey,
0:24.8	it's, Jane? I could tell he had sort of a menacing aura, and I, I mean, look at him.
0:21.4	He looks kind of scary, and I, I, fuck.
0:24.6	Hey, it's okay.
0:26.3	She's gonna bolt.
0:27.7	And what's that growing out of your shoulders?
0:30.1	Whoa!
0:31.8	It's a Kate potion!
0:34.8	You wish to save the ape?
0:39.5	And Rick to think, that's my dude.
0:45.2	This ruined world, this hellish contest, these are the wages of the eternal mind.
1:35.1	Give them to me and all for you. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to Hi everybody. Welcome back to the Adventure Zone, Tazer Royale, our winner take-all battle Royale, 64 inter-one wizard-leaves season of the Adventure Zone.
1:39.3	Do you think about, what do you think about the subtitle instead of Royale?
1:41.1	What do you think about Center Take-all?
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