The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 3

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

The Trial of Abjuration, Part II The wizards collect keys from across the island's many biomes, from the mountain tops to the crypts of the dead, finding both allies and enemies along the way. Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Additional Music in this Episode: "Haze" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; "PULL" by Nctrnm: https://soundcloud.com/nctrnm; “Time Travel is Possible” by Schemawound: http://schemawound.com/; "Simple Song" and "The Unknown" by Jar of Flies: https://jaroffliesofficial.bandcamp.com/; "When the Wick is Gone" by The Pangolins: https://thepangolins.yolasite.com/; and "Languid Dawn" by Blear Moon: https://blearmoon.bandcamp.com/. Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

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0:00.0	Previously.
0:01.0	In sixty minutes' time, the flames above shall descend, and only those standing within
0:08.6	this barrier shall survive its fury.
0:13.1	Scattered across this island are forty-eight keys.
0:17.8	With a key in your possession, you shall be granted entry into the Zygrot thereby passing this second trial.
0:26.6	To the rest, know that while you fall short of your aspiration, your contribution to this institution will be eternally treasured. Welcome back. Welcome back to the Adventure Zone, Taz Royale, as we're calling it.
1:19.0	When last we left our heroes, they were in the middle of the trial of abjuration.
1:22.7	A great big fireball falling out of the sky, racing to find keys to take shelter within the ziggurat at the center
1:30.5	of this floating island rictus we're going to pick things back up with you at the top of the order
1:38.8	in the last episode you had run down into a tomb in the island's graveyard where you found a long bridge over an infinite dark chasm.
1:51.4	You saved a young woman in sort of athletic gear from this statue at the end of the bridge, clutching a golden key
2:02.2	that has been trying to possess your mind.
2:06.0	Right.
2:06.8	And her, she just took flight after you pulled her back up
2:09.1	onto the bridge.
2:10.8	Some spit was exchanged.
2:12.5	It was pretty gross.
2:14.1	And you were-
2:16.1	Also very gross.
2:17.3	You were trying to decide uh what to do here okay so rictus is
2:23.6	going to do the most obvious thing and kick the wall of the cave as hard as he can so you are
2:30.8	on a bridge kind of in the middle of this gigantic cavern.
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