The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 4

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The Trial of Abjuration, Part III The fireball continues to hurtle towards the island as the wizards scramble to collect keys and spells before reaching the ziggurat – but is there even more danger awaiting them at the top? Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Original Music by Griffin McElroy Additional Music in this Episode: "Simple Song" by Jar of Flies: https://jaroffliesofficial.bandcamp.com/; "Pure" by Jahzzar: http://www.betterwithmusic.com/; "Blato" by Shay Brahem x Fachhochschule Dortmund: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/shay-braheem/contact; and "Lurking in the Shadows" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/. Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

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0:00.0	Previously on Taz Royale.
0:03.2	Yeah, I had to break my foot to get it, but I got it.
0:07.3	Go ahead and make an acrobatics check for me.
0:11.0	I want you to beat a 15 in order to get through these waters safely.
0:15.7	How about a six?
0:17.6	No, that actually weirdly doesn't do it.
0:20.2	I'm going to cast burning hands. Yeah, give that dragon doesn't do it. I'm going to cast burning hands.
0:23.5	Yeah, give that dragon a taste of still medicine.
0:26.7	You snatch this stone out of the liquid.
0:29.8	And through the windows, you can see the trees near you.
0:35.8	Russell as the Titan reappears. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to
0:58.0	be.
0:59.0	I'm going to Welcome back to the Adventure Zone.
1:18.7	We are deep in the midst of our second of the eight wizardly trials of the conclave.
1:26.4	The sort of clock interface hovering above the ziggurat shows there's only like a 15 minutes left before the great fireball in this guy descends.
1:36.1	The three of you have had varying levels of success in securing the keys you need to reach the ziggurat before the fireball falls.
1:43.0	We're just going to pick right back up with
1:45.1	Rictus Ravenwood, the fourth, the first in our initiative order. Hi, Tram. Griffin, is it too early
1:50.2	to use my summon? Is it too early to use your summit? Has your limit gauge? Has your limit gauge?
1:57.8	Fuck, you're right. Yeah, I'm only at like 60%. Yeah, I think about that.
2:03.1	You had just unsuccessfully attempted to get through this waterfall to find this
2:09.2	shining treasure within that you were great, great, great, great.
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