The Adventure Zone: Abnimals Ep. 18: Don't Bank on It!

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 6 February 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Navy Seal, Axe-o-Lyle, Roger Moore, and Artie Ficial need to sneak into the bank's IT Department in order to make their date with destiny – destiny named Clamgela! Abnimals Theme by Justin McElroy, Eric Near (https://bit.ly/ericnearmusic) and Jonathan Coulton (https://www.jonathancoulton.com/). Additional Music in this Episode: "First Rays", "Gearing Up", "Bittersweet", and "Bounce" by Mr. Smith: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk2j0fTMw9V94UGyfWrSuA?; "Flipping In" and "Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have Liftoff" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist/; "Task Man" by Gamesharkoff: https://gagmesharkoff.bandcamp.com/; "RF-Silly Saturday" by legacyAlli: https://legacyalli.com/; "Abandoned Robot Puppy" by Jangwa: https://tommasocroce.eu/; "Hoist" by Andy G. Cohen: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Andy_G_Cohen/; and "Neptune" by Joseph R. Lilore: https://josephlilore.com. World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

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0:00.0	In spite of what you have heard, we're at the height of our powers at top the tallest in towers.
0:06.0	It's been to stop us now.
0:08.0	Take my man if you trust, and we will do it much, until it's turning out just like to play.
0:14.0	The final way is wrong, but our mojo is strong, and unless I'm wrong, and I'm not, we're at the height of our power. The door chimes to the River City First Bank, their prime office, their headquarters,
0:48.4	as the four of you, Lyle, Navy, Roger, an artificial, the robotic man, enter in.
0:56.6	It's fairly early morning, past people stopping by on their way to work, but before anyone
1:02.8	tries to come in at lunch.
1:04.6	So it's not busy.
1:06.3	As you look around, you see the ATMs to your right, the waiting area to your left, a desk with
1:12.1	deposit envelopes and pins on chains, because heaven forbid, pins get stolen. There's a teller
1:19.6	window. You got so political just now, Trave. Where'd you go? I'm just saying it's a way that banks,
1:24.7	you know, they can't give us pins. You know what I mean?
1:27.7	Yeah, for sure.
1:28.3	We give them money.
1:29.4	They make their money off of us, right?
1:32.1	Because they've told us it's safe to put in there.
1:34.9	Yeah.
1:35.0	But then Bernie Madoff and Sally Madoff, I think.
1:40.3	Bernie Sanders.
1:41.3	Bernie Sanders.
1:42.6	One day, Bernie Sanders loves Bernie. Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders. One day, Bernie Sanders. One day, Bernie Sanders.
1:44.8	Bernie Sanders going to break those little chains one day.
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