The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 17

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Games, Comedy Fiction, Adventure, Fiction, Mcelroy, Leisure, Rpg

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🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Helgrammite, Loraveth, Rictus seek out who they perceive as their biggest threats, coming as a surprise for some of these opponents. But though the trials proclaim only one can survive, some of the wizards are ready to take their fate into their own hands. Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Original Music by Griffin McElroy Additional Music in this Episode: "Pure" by Jahzzar: http://www.betterwithmusic.com/; "Atmosphere for Documentaries" by Universfield: https://unil.ink/universfield; "Moulds Sun" by 10 Echo: https://10echo.bandcamp.com/; "When the Wick is Gone" by The Pangolins: https://thepangolins.yolasite.com/; “If You Can't Be the Sun, Be the Sun” and “The Redemption in Her Arms, the Light at the End of Her Tunnel" by Schemawound http://schemawound.com/; "Languid Dawn" by Blear Moon: https://blearmoon.bandcamp.com/; "tribute to eddy" by Jean Toba: https://jeantoba.blogspot.com/; "The Unknown" by Jar of Flies: https://jaroffliesofficial.bandcamp.com/; "A Rainbow in the Sewers" by Jangwa: https://www.petitesmaisons.it/jangwa/; "Haze" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; and "The Fae" by Mark Lingard: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mark-lingard/. Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/

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0:00.0	Previously, on Taz Royale,
0:02.9	63 spells will be purged from the face of the world,
0:08.1	ensuring that the unchecked magical annihilation
0:11.2	that claimed the earth does not repeat itself within the borders of the fold.
0:15.4	People are dying in there.
0:17.1	I don't know what's happening to their spirits.
0:19.5	I am not shepherding them to the great
0:21.2	hereafter. The format of this forthcoming trial will be a duel. You and your single opponent
0:32.1	will square off in a no-holds-barred combat in an arena randomly assigned to you.
0:40.3	You will have until dawn tomorrow to choose your opponent.
0:44.6	If you win your duel with them, you will receive a golden award.
0:49.4	What will the loser the duels receive?
0:52.3	Death?
1:35.1	Thank you. loser the duels receive. Death? Hey guys, welcome back to the Adventure Zone, Taz Royale, our battle royale winner-take-all season.
1:41.0	We are between trials at the moment after finishing up the trial of transmutation. You all have just learned that your next trial will be the trial of
1:45.6	conjuration, which will be a duel against an opponent of your choosing.
1:52.1	But they have to agree to it, too.
1:53.8	You are sort of in that nice rest period between days of the trials.
1:59.9	Right now, Loravith, at the end of the last episode, you accepted the dual challenge of your
2:06.2	old friend and rival, Grecogn, and that was the last thing that happened.
2:11.6	So you all have the day here to do whatever you would like.
2:16.8	We will do some shopping here towards the...
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