The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 1

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The Trial of Divination Sixty-four wizards from all across the land face their past, present, and futures to accept the challenge of the Royale and claim the ultimate prize. But only one will emerge victorious – the rest shall meet a different fate. Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

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0:00.0	The Wizards gather eight.
0:02.9	Oh, wait, fuck.
0:07.6	Okay, I got it now.
0:08.6	Fame music.
0:10.2	All right, shut up.
0:13.4	The wizard's answer eight by eight.
0:18.2	The cornclaves call to demonstrate their arcane gift, their single spell.
0:25.4	They number 64 until a conflagration. 63 and 62 they soon shall be as one by one the wizards die, till one remains to rain on high. I'm going to be. I don't know I said back. This may be your first season. I don't know you. I don't know you from Adams Off Fox. This is Griffin Macroy. I'll be your dungeon master this season. Joining me, as always, we got my brother, Justin. What's up, Juice? Hey, what's up? It's me, Justin McElroy.
1:44.8	So happy to be back with you again on The Adventure Zone, another great season lined up for you.
1:48.7	I'm in my head now that this is the first season someone's listened to, and now I feel like I'm doing this way too formal.
1:54.3	You should go back to the beginning.
1:54.9	So, uh, dad was born in Ohio.
1:57.9	Mm-hmm.
1:58.8	You remember the year?
1:59.9	1931. 1955.
2:01.7	So close.
2:02.5	55.
2:03.6	August.
2:04.1	I guess we'll do things out of order.
2:05.8	Dad's also here.
2:07.1	He's still kicking.
2:08.6	Still playing.
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