The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 15

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The Trial of Transmutation, Part II It’s sink or swim as the wizards must use their new skills cleverly — or drown. Rictus, Helgrammite, and Loraveth try to survive while still remembering their promises and alliances. Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Original Music by Griffin McElroy Additional Music in this Episode:"tribute to eddy" by Jean Toba: https://jeantoba.blogspot.com/; and “The Redemption in Her Amrs” by Schemawound: http://schemawound.com/. Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

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0:00.0	Previously on Taz Royale, I will be administering the trial of transmutation.
0:08.8	The trial shall end when four of you have been eliminated.
0:14.8	Now you may not make armed attacks against one another,
0:20.1	nor may you directly target each other with your
0:24.2	suite of spells. You must find more inventive methods of defeating your rivals. I assure you,
0:33.5	no harm is coming to do besweetly. Defeat the Goliath.
0:37.9	I will happily give you whatever prize we may earn.
0:41.4	Oh.
0:42.5	Like, who are your, who's the target for you?
0:45.1	Hell Grammet cannot win the conclave. I'm I'm going to Welcome back, everybody to Taswereo.
1:26.4	We're neck deep in the trial of transmutation, where our brave, aspirant wizards are trying to climb, a infinitely descending spiral staircase and an attempt to not go into eel-infested waters. The trial will end when four wizards have fallen. So far, only one has gone down.
1:47.9	Everyone's favorite, build a bare factory reject, snout jaw, was murdered in cold blood.
1:56.0	I think by just, I think by Loravith? I think Lora if I thinkoraf did that one. Yeah, that sounds right to me.
2:02.6	Claxon, the sort of automaton, was gravely injured in the last episode.
2:08.6	But so far, that is the results of the trial so far.
2:12.6	We are at the top of the order to Rictus Ravenwood.
2:17.2	Rictus, sitting pretty, step Step number 15 halfway up the tower.
2:21.3	Classic step. Classic step. We love step 15.
2:25.1	To remind you, there are these glyphs in alcoves all around the central pillar where these
2:30.2	spiral stairs are descending around.
2:37.8	And that's the business.
2:39.4	Rickness with your move action,
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