The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 7

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The wizards learn about the island's commerce system just in time to stock up for the next trial: a team-up. Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Original Music by Griffin McElroy Additional Music in this Episode: “If You Can't Be the Sun, Be the Sun” and "A Month of Dust" by Schemawound http://schemawound.com/; "Haze" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; "Beneath Dark Clouds" by The Pangolins: https://thepangolins.yolasite.com/; "Pure" by Jahzzar: http://www.betterwithmusic.com/; and "A Rainbow in the Sewers" by Jangwa: https://www.petitesmaisons.it/jangwa/. World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Previously on Taz Royale.
0:02.4	I would be happy to swap with you if you would like to switch domiciles.
0:08.8	I will happily accept the gold, but I'll have like an open door policy so you guys can come in and like raid the fridge and stuff if you want.
0:17.9	Would you be happy in the suit?
0:19.7	Be thrilled to sleep in it under the stars on the grass.
0:24.2	I wish to have a fuck about in the eggs.
0:26.2	What I'd like is for you, Hellgrabbit, to go inside and have a fuck about and then come out and tell me what happens.
0:33.2	But you also have this new crystal in your grimroar and a new spell at your command.
0:38.8	I would head into one of these other eggs immediately if that hadn't taken you so long.
0:55.0	I'm not uh, uh, uh, uh,
0:56.0	you
0:58.0	know,
0:59.0	uh,
1:00.0	mrs
1:01.0	uh,
1:02.0	you Welcome back, everybody to the Adventure Zone, Taz Royale.
1:22.6	We join our aspirants in the middle of their free time, their free block, their lunch hour.
1:32.6	Their recess.
1:33.7	Between trials, last time we got a rundown on who lived, who died, who told your story.
1:41.8	It's us, because we're the only ones on the podcast.
1:45.1	It's actually always us.
1:46.9	Anytime you ask anyone that question as to who tells your story, it's always us.
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