The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 5

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

With only five minutes remaining before the fireball strikes, the remaining wizards scramble for keys and shelter, and some alliances hold while other falls apart. It’s an all-out wizard battle! Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Original Music by Griffin McElroy Additional Music in this Episode: "Aisles" by Jahzzar: http://www.betterwithmusic.com/; "Unforeseen Consequences (Remastered)" by Techthiest: https://techtheist.ru; and "Eutophic WITH BEAT" by Mystery Mammal: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0Tqf9Yj15NqruGjhlKa6yb?si=bPMsyshuT5KVi3MeapM4hw&nd=1&dlsi=4cba1afcb02c42e3. Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

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0:00.0	Previously on Taz Royale.
0:02.4	Standing in a red zone, you may be attacked for two reasons and two reasons only.
0:07.7	One, if you're holding a key, and two, if you've attacked someone else during the course of this trial.
0:15.6	Those icons over the Ziggurat show that there's only like one or two gold keys remaining.
0:20.8	I say we head back to the front and see if anyone wants to join the burliest boys in the whole
0:26.5	game.
0:27.7	Okay, I'm not that burly, but...
0:29.6	Yeah.
0:30.0	I'm heading for the ziggurot, baby.
0:32.3	The clock hanging over the ziggurot begins to flash red as it displays that there are five minutes remaining before the fireball descends.
0:55.0	The I'm going to be. Oh, Oh. And
0:57.0	you know,
0:58.0	and
0:59.0	I'm
1:00.0	a
1:02.0	new
1:03.0	and Five minutes remain in the second trial of the conclave.
1:26.1	The trial of adoration.
1:27.7	What's that?
1:28.7	It's going to be a short episode.
1:30.9	Only five minutes.
1:32.3	That would be crazy.
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