The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 8

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.9 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The Trial of Evocation, Part I The wizards are divided into teams to test their mastery of elements. But it's all or nothing for this group project, and so they must also face an unexpected task: cooperation. Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Original Music by Griffin McElroy Additional Music in this Episode: "Unforseen Consequences (Remastered)" by Techthiest: https://techtheist.ru; "Foresight" by Serat: https://blear-moon.com; "Haze" and "Time is Ticking" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; "Atmosphere for Documentaries" by Universfield: https://unil.ink/universfield; and “If You Can't Be the Sun, Be the Sun” by Schemawound http://schemawound.com/. Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

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0:00.0	The wizards huddle four by four, with fervour and esprit decor, to plumb the depths and shake the trees and loot the isles' energies.
0:15.3	Of flame and flora, sea and stone, or stranger's substance unbeknown,
0:23.2	and from these primal sparks of light,
0:27.7	evoke a champion born to fight.
0:32.5	Music I'm not going to be. I'm going to be a
0:38.3	man.
0:40.3	You know, Hello and welcome back to the Adventure Zone, Taz Royale. Our winner takes all battle royale season. Today, we are going to kickstart the third of the octave ziggurat trials. And by kickstart, this one's going to cost a pretty penny. And we do need you. Every minute is going to be $12.
1:28.3	Push $12 into your Zoon hole and we'll get it.
1:32.3	Oh, here they come. Oh wow, they're pouring in. It's all so wet.
1:37.3	What people don't know at home is that's what we call our butt holes.
1:41.3	Thank you, Travis, for making that so explicitly clear that we call our buttholes or zoon holes.
1:45.6	I didn't know that at my home.
1:47.6	I want to preface this by once again complimenting this map, how much I love it.
1:52.2	I think it's a great design.
1:53.4	You did great artwork.
1:54.5	Thank you.
1:54.8	I want to talk about for a second the logos you've done for each element here.
1:58.6	Yes.
1:58.8	It looks like the four elements are toothpaste blam.
2:02.1	Yeah.
2:02.3	Spotify logo.
2:03.3	Spotify logo is pretty explicitly.
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