The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 13

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The wizards cash in their prizes and explore the island -- and perhaps dive in too deep. Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco Original Music by Griffin McElroy Additional Music in this Episode: "PULL" by Nctrnm: https://soundcloud.com/nctrnm; “Time Travel is Possible”, “If You Can't Be the Sun, Be the Sun”, and "The Redemption in Her Arms" by Schemawound: http://schemawound.com/; "Jar of Flies" by Jar of Flies: https://jaroffliesofficial.bandcamp.com/; "A Rainbow in the Sewers" by Jangwa: https://www.petitesmaisons.it/jangwa/; "Haze" by Scott Holmes Music: https://scottholmesmusic.com/; and "Over Soul" by Evan Schaffer: https://www.evanschaeffermusic.com/. Native American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/

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0:00.0	Previously on Taz Royale, it is not until now that you get sort of an idea of who's gone.
0:08.2	There is a chime of a pleasant sounding bell and 12 more holographic busts materialize around the room.
0:17.5	You will have the rest of today and tomorrow to recover before we reconvene for our next trial.
0:24.6	And I need your guys' help to put a bag of dog poop on the gentleman's front doorstep.
0:32.6	You and I are oil and water, and we are going to have to solve this
0:39.6	sooner rather than
0:41.4	later, I think. I'm not a lot of a period of rest and relaxation between the trials. Quiet, I encourage everyone to
1:31.9	reflect from time to time on their actions and what they would have done differently. And their
1:37.8	words. It's how you grow as a person and as a wizard. It is the day after the trial of evocation. Most notably in the last
1:48.5	episode, it was largely dedicated to a prank gone terribly wrong. We almost burned down the house
1:57.3	of the gentleman from Wisbury. When I say we, I mean, that was mostly you guys.
2:01.1	And honestly, mostly Travis.
2:22.8	What? Well, it was your idea. That's fair. It is the morning, though, of the day after. And I don't regret it. Okay. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. You will at some point. Or he will. Or he will. Or he will. off before the next trial commences, and you are able to spend that day however you'd like.
2:30.0	Later, we're going to all head to the Atelier to grab some new spells, maybe some new merch.
2:37.0	I've asked you guys to level your characters up to level four, which is not the most exciting benchmark in Dungeons and Dragons. You basically get to choose between some stat increases or you
2:43.7	grab a feat. So we can talk about what you end up doing there. But I'd like to start with either Hellgrammit or with Loravith.
2:54.1	How would you like to spend your free time today before the next trial begins?
3:01.7	Hmm.
3:03.7	I feel like Hellgrammit needs a little bit more exposure to the land.
3:11.9	I think he needs to do a little groundwork and get more familiar with the rest of the entire playing area.
3:19.2	Okay.
3:19.6	I don't think he, you know, he needs to reconnoiter.
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