Stellar Firma

Holiday announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall wrapping up an exciting 2024 ahead of an exciting 2025! We hope you have an excellent New Year! Transcript Links:Merch masterlist: www.rustyquill.com/support Jon and Martin perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/collections/all/products/jon-and-martin  Ex Altiora perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/products/ex-altiora    Board game late pledge: www.rustyquill.com/boardgame  RQG and TMA dice sets: https://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/themagnusarchives  TTRPG accessories: https://harpscorp.com/rusty-quill/  TMA RPG: https://www.montecookgames.com/store/product/the-magnus-archives-roleplaying-game/  TMA RPG expansion sign-up: https://www.backerkit.com/call_to_action/4957ba3d-e68d-4536-ac46-fa32c555fee9/landing  Patreon: www.patreon.com/rustyquill Live Show: https://rustyquill.com/event/ Trice Forgotten: https://rustyquill.com/show/trice-forgotten/ Neon Inkwell: https://rustyquill.com/show/neon-inkwell/  Social LinksFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/therustyquill  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rustyquilluk/  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/rustyquill.com  Threads: https://www.threads.net/@rustyquilluk  Twitter: https://x.com/TheRustyQuill  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rustyquill  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RustyQuill Reddit: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEmail: mail@rustyquill.comFor ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2024

This announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall includes RQ Network shows to check out, a review of RQ Originals, including the brand new Neon Inkwell and the now fully released Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later, as well as a summary of the exciting new merchandise partnerships from this year (in case you need some last minute gifts!)There is also a Special Announcent about the release of the Magnus Protocol! Just in case you were curious.Thank you, from all of us at Rusty Towers, and we hope you have a really excellent New Year. Transcript: https://shorturl.at/jknB1 Links:· The Dice Dungeon - MAG dice + RQG dicehttps://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/vendors?q=The%20Dice%20Dungeon%20x%20Rusty%20Quill· Monte Cook - MAG RPGhttps://the-magnus-archives.backerkit.com/hosted_preordersSucrabeille – Perfumehttps://sucreabeille.com/products/jon-and-martin?_pos=1&_sid=22ab0b033&_ss=r Support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/rustyquill Check out our merchandise available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comFor ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 December 2023

Statement from CEO, Alexander J Newall regarding new network additions, information on The Magnus Archives 2, the return of Rusty Fears, and more! Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUP For more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/ Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity"Magnus Music by Sam JonesEdited by Alexander J Newall For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2022

Hi everyone, Alexander J Newall here just giving you an update on our latest wave of the RQ Network as eleven new shows have joined us this time with still more shows on the way in the future! This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for everyone in this third wave of shows and I get the delightful pleasure of introducing them to you! Wave three features: The Hyacinth DisasterMalevolent,Ostium,The Program,What Happened In Skinner,The Sleep/Wake Cycle,WOE.BEGONEand Tin Can Audio Presents, a new feed featuring work from Tin Can Audio including The Dungeon Economic Model, Love & Wards, Middle:Below and The Tower You can listen to the shows, and find out more about all of them on our website! Follow us for more updates and special announcements on:FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillINSTAGRAM: @rustyquillukREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comGet bonus content on Patreon: www.patreon.com/rustyquill.com  A transcript of this update is available here: The Magnus Archives (in Post Season/Series folders)  For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2022

Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here! Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill. We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever you listen to your podcasts or by visiting www.werealive.com or www.rustyquill.com/were-alive Also stay tuned for our upcoming RQ original Productions Chapter and Multiverse, Trice Forgotten and Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later. More network shows will be coming soon! While you wait you could revisit: Cryptids produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Nora Unkel and Gabriel Rosenstein. Written by Alexander V. Thompson The Deca Tapes by Lex Noteboom How it Ends by Stephanie Resendes and Micah Rodriguez I Am In Eskew by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media written and directed by Steven Shell and Cam Collins The Milkman of St. Gaffs by Chris McClure The Silt Verses by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen The Storage Papers produced by Grinner Media The Town Whispers by Cole Weavers We’re Alive by produced by Wayland Productions, written and directed by Kc Wayland You can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.com Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillINSTAGRAM: @rustyquillukREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comGet bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2022

It’s back! Gaming and Giving is streaming live on Twitch.tv from 4th December at 5pm GMT and this year we’re raising money for three more charities: Mermaids, Action Aid and Centrepoint. Once again we’re trying to raise £20,000 to split between all three charities, but this time there’s a twist. This year we’ve reached out even more games companies ad developers, like Czech Games, CoatSink and Devolver Digital, Grant Howitt and MacGuffin & Co plus a few more, to give us some awesome prizes that you enter to win simply by donating! Also, based on your feedback we’ve created a special ticketed backstage space for you to come and mingle with both the cast and crew of Rusty Quill as well as your friends from the chat! All proceeds from the ticket sales go directly to the three charities - take a look at our website for more info. So come join in at Twitch.tv/rusty_quill between 5pm GMT on Saturday 4th December and 5pm GMT Sunday 5th December and help us raise money for some amazing charities. See you all there! For tickets visit: https://bit.ly/30PYbzj Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comFor ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2021

No Love For Spies No one understands Hartro and her world... ________ This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.________ Content warnings: Alcohol use & alcoholismKidnappingBullying & insultsSnakes & snake bitesPhysical violence & injury Discussions of: poisoning & death.Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints.SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting & vocalised suffering, choking. Transcript: https://bit.ly/3BXuE3m Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Stellar Firma created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisHartro Piltz/Ro: Jenny HaufekDavid 7/Seven: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman/Rex: Tim Meredith 'No Love For Spies' written and directed by Jenny Haufek'No Love For Spies' music by Katie Seaton, based on an improvisation by Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Nico VetteseStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by Adam Wayne Gistarb, Susy Christiansen, WilliamJMeyer, joedeshon, Nimlos, rivernile7, JenFarrow, 7h3_lark, Breviceps, steveygos93, PatrickLieberkind and previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2021

David's Place For Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall._____ This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____ Content warnings:FoodAlcohol & alcoholism SFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing. Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman and Angry Jim: Tim MeredithAnnouncer: Jeffrey Nils GardnerKT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton Written by Ben Meredith'David's Place' theme music by Katie Seaton, inspired by the song 'Little Clone Baby' by Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by JarredGibb, 3bagbrew, Evil_Ear_Recordings, tim.kahn, 15FPanskaDavid_Matous, babagau, lchapman1980, joeboarder14, Leandri140029, InspectorJ, 15GPanskaZacekSamuel, and previously credited artists via freesound.org. Additional music:Frogs Legs Rag by Kevin MacLeod,Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5761-frogs-legs-ragLink to licence: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2021

Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here! RQ Network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters that launched on May 10th 2021 I now have the pleasure of announcing our second wave of new podcasts. Join us in welcoming: I am In Eskew and The Silt Verses Written and directed by Jon Ware and produced by Muna Hussen The Milkman of St. Gaff's written and directed by Chris McClure The Town Whispers written and directed by Cole Weavers We're Alive written and directed by Kc Wayland and produced by Wayland Productions You can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.com For more info on these new shows visit: RQ Network Wave 2: Introducing Five New Shows | Rusty Quill Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comFor ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 August 2021

Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour Hi, kids! Is it vice? Is it admiral? Is it fun? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour! Hooray!_____ This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____ Content warnings: Propaganda & dystopiaDehumanisation & discriminationCanon-typical trauma Discussions of: death, violenceMentions of: foodSFX: bells Transcript: https://bit.ly/3zIEzZQ Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall 'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' written and performed by Maddy Searle'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' theme music performed by Maddy Searle, based on improvised song by Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by joedeshon, JarredGibb, shelbyshark, MariaMNobre and previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2021

Geistman Productions proudly presents: Time Bots! "Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials." _____ This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____ Content warnings:Discussions of: policing, deathMentions of: guns, alcoholSFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosions Transcript for this episode: https://bit.ly/2XKZoWE Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall 'Time Bots!' written and performed by Tim Meredith'Time Bots!' theme music by Katie Seaton, built on an improvised song by Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by freedomfightervictor, HeyHeyHHere, Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli, InspectorJ, SoundsExciting, Iwiploppenisse, couchHero, TolerableDruid6, JarredGibb, bone666138, naturenotesuk and previously credited artists via freesound.org. Additional music:Hitman by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitmanLink to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Prelude and Action by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4236-prelude-and-actionLink to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2021

Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode We found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting!_____ Content warnings: Alcohol & alcoholismDrugs & substance useInnuendo & sexual referencesMind control & memory wipingToilet humour Discussions of: medical equipment & procedures, explosions, emotional manipulation, time loopsMentions of: physical violence & death, coma, food, agoraphobiaSFX: ongoing hum, sudden loud shouting (15:20 – 16:30) Transcript: https://bit.ly/2WLdIxZ Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances:David 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2021

Behind the Waveform: The Making of Stellar Firma Rhys Tirado, reporter for the Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest, has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma, and finds out what makes them go "tick tock, tick tock, ring ring, genius time". _____ Content warnings: UnrealityInnuendo & sexual references Discussions of: food, conspiracy thinking, comedic violenceMentions of: razors & blades, death & murder, gunsSFX: background chatter, mechanical clanking, static Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kS3HXW Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances:Rhys Tirado as The InterviewerHelen Gould as Helen GouldImogen Harris as Imogen HarrisJenny Haufek as Jennifer HaufekBen Meredith as award-winning artist Ben MeredithTim Meredith as award-adjacent artist Tim MeredithMaddy Searle as Maddy SearleKatie Seaton as Katie Seaton Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by mikemoons, btherad2000, Geenburg, AbdrTar, inchadney, Fringer_Cat, BeeProductive and previously credited artists via freesound.org. Additional music:Interstellar Mood by Nico Staf (YouTube Audio Library)Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb466hS4-rs Canon In D arranged for two harps by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6959-canon-in-d-for-two-harpsLink to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2021

Stellar Firma's interstellar scout ship, the Conglomerate Merger, is returning from a mysterious mission, but soon the crew is interrupted by an enemy force. Will they manage to survive the onslaught? Will they even manage to leave the room? Listen and find out! Join Maddy in the GM chair today, as Helen, Imogen, Jenny and Tim play this Very Stellar version of the Doubleclicks tribute RPG Lasers and Feelings, by John Harper: http://onesevendesign.com/lasers_and_feelings_rpg.pdf (link to licence: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/). Content warnings: Zombies & body horrorPhysical violence & injuryInnuendo. Discussions of: guns, scalpels, death.Mentions of: acid, alcohol & alcohol use, foodSFX: continuous electrical humming/whirring & beeping, continuous distorted growling & static, sawing & scraping, gunfire. Thak you to all our Patreons for your contrinued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Featuring: Helen Gould, Imogen Harris, Jenny Haufek, Tim Meredith and Maddy Searle. Editing: Maddy Searle and Katie SeatonMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by ejfortin, Tim_Verberne, The-Sacha-Rush, Nox_Sound, Skullsmasha, kyles, derjuli, deleted_user_7146007, SpliceSound, Halleck, SuperPhat, Erdie, martinimeniscus, Veridiansunrise, alexo400, reelworldstudio, belanhud, Tony01726, stewdio2003, Huminaatio, ultradust, Disagree, StephenSaldanha, howardai, ivolipa, xela_sonitus, InspectorJ, duckduckpony, Clearwavsound, humga, and szegvari, via freesound.org. Additional music:Raving Energy (faster) by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: Raving Energy (faster)Link to license:Standard license Inspired by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: InspiredLink to license: Standard license Sinfonia Number 5 by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: Sinfonia Number 5Link to license: Standard license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2021

Know Your Show So they created Stellar Firma, but how well do Tim and Ben really know the show? Better than the show's producer and editor? Better than the show's audience? Let's find out, shall we...? Maddy and Katie ask Ben and Tim fifteen searching questions about the world of Stellar Firma. Content warnings: Innuendo Discussions of: poisoningMentions of: death & human remains, food & alcohol, arson, tortureSFX: occasional beeps. Transcript: https://bit.ly/38yYfU3 Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Featuring: Ben Meredith, Tim Meredith, Maddy Searle and Katie Seaton Editing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Cathy RinellaMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by bwg2020 and taranp via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at: RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2021

Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil War Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth is your one-stop shop for all the indisputable ins and outs of Earth's forgotten past. Come help us prop up the bar and drink up the education! Today we learn about: The English Civil War. Recorded live on location at the Astral Bar. Content Warnings:Mentions of: innuendo, war & death, food & alcohol Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, parts 1, 2 and 3 were released exclusively on Rusty Quill's Patreon. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support! If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances:Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by mlteenie and previously credited artists via freesound.org. Additional Music:Jazz Background Music Loop by Migfus20Link to track: https://freesound.org/people/Migfus20/sounds/559850/Link to licence: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Check out our merchandise at: RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2021

Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two, in which we delve into the notorious episode 62... Content warnings:Innuendo & sexual referencesDiscussions of: body horror & deathMentions of: alcohol, comedic violenceSFX: occasional beeping Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kRfLsu Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Editing: Michelle Snow and Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at: RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2021

STL Season 3 Outtakes 2 What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn... Content warnings: Innuendo & sexual referencesMentions of: deathSFX: loud beeps throughout, coughing, shouting & crosstalk Transcript link: https://bit.ly/3jdXRkI Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Featuring: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Maddy Searle, Jenny Haufek, Annie Fitch and Amy Dickinson. Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2021

David's Fact Corner #1 A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts! Today's Fact: the Universe's Tallest Structure. Researched, written & narrated by David 7. Recorded by I.M.O.G.E.N. Content warnings: Mentions of: mass death Originally released on 27th March 2020, exclusively to Rusty Knights and Rusty Nobles on Patreon. Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Editing: David Devereux and Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2021

Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&A Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community. Content warnings: Spoilers for all of Stellar FirmaDiscussions of: death (inc. mass death), food, smokingMentions of: guns, drugs & alcohol, canon-typical trauma, COVID-19 pandemicSFX: occasional beeping Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/2TMdXan Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2021

Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy! Content warnings: InnuendoDiscussions of: graphic death & injury in space, exerciseMentions of: knives, fascism, violence & injury (inc. eye trauma), food, alcoholSFX: occasional beeping Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/3xCQ3wG Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Editing: Michelle Snow, Katie Seaton and Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at: RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2021

STL Season 3 Outtakes 1 What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn... Content Warning for:InnuendoMentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, deathSFX: loud beeps throughout Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/3zzarR3 Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Featuring: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Jenny Haufek and Helen Gould. Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2021

Episode 76 - Elections and Endings Wonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise. Content warnings: Alcohol & alcoholismBullying & tauntingPhysical violence & threatsPrejudice & discriminationManipulation Discussions of: death & murder, biological essentialism.Mentions of: injury, innuendo, food, nausea, guns, memory loss.SFX: screaming & shouting, tinkling, squelching, bells, rumbling & smashing, machinery sounds, alarms. Link to transcripts: https://cutt.ly/AnuSCK3 Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallAdditional Scripting by Tim MeredithSeries Showrunner Tim Meredith Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman & Sigmund Shankeray: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekNo.1: Amy DickinsonNo. 48: Rachel MeredithCranewillis: Sam RaeHarry: Simon PlotkinEnola: Helen GouldA.L.E.X.: Alexander J. NewallWally the Wallet: Maddy Searle Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by InspectorJ, ProductionNow, ingeverschatse, nooly, Rico_Casazza, Ruvhjnvdkvndjine, qubodup, squashy555, Lydmakeren, ShortRecord, crcavol, dster777, soundjoao, DWOBoyle, kyles, JarredGibb, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Cell31_Sound_Productions, WavJunction.com, joepayne & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music:Teddy Bear Waltz by Kevin MacLeodTeddy Bear WaltzLicence: Standard license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at  RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2021

Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites *CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements. Content Warning for: Bullying/tauntingElectrocution (inc. SFX)Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX)Panic attack (inc. SFX)Sexual references. Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination.Mentions of: unsafe consumption, food, death, body modification, dismemberment.SFX: machinery, screaming, vomit, deep tone alarm, loud flushing. Links to transcriptsdoc: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:w:/g/EbbMoyKJbTpEri2ujkUhZl4BJB7hc-VM5TSwQvQcnpEHGg?e=Y8VFHGpdf: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EVD-T8ORyaVPiiQF59YTuH4BcnU162l2gSrm8eT3dq9-Lg?e=ihoEtD Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by Aiwha, kev_durr, AudioRiggs, StephenSaldanha, ThunderQuads, qubodup, humanoide9000, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Bastard Fish & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music: Voxel Revolution by Kevin MacLeodhttps://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7017-voxel-revolutionLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hitman by Kevin MacLeodhttps://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitmanLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2021

Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice  Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat. Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier. Content warnings:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingPhysical violence (inc. SFX)GunsElectrocution (inc. SFX). Discussions of: repeated loss of consciousness, existential crisis.Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & murder, rats, war, food, injury (inc. self-injury).SFX: drinking, repetitive low-pitched alarm, loud machinery, rumbling. Links to transcripts:DOC: https://bit.ly/33UXvXh PDF: https://bit.ly/33WKHz Special thanks to Lain for this episode's Brief Submission. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by spoonsandlessspoons, mindlesstrails & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. RQG dice sets: https://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2021

Alex here with an exciting announcement! RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.com Not to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts. Join us in welcoming: Cryptids Written by Alexander V Thompson and produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Gabriel Rosenstein and Nora Unkel. Directed by Devin Shepherd. The Deca Tapes Written and Directed by Lex Noteboom. How it Ends Written and Directed by Micah Rodriguez and Stephanie Resendes. Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media. Written and Directed by Steve Shell and Cam Collins. The Storage Papers Produced by Grinner Media. Written and Performed by Jeremy Enfinger. Announcement Transcript: https://bit.ly/3y0c4qb You can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.com For more info on these new shows visit: https://rustyquill.com/rq-network-introducing-our-new-shows/ Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillDISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8yEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comFor ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 May 2021

Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous Empathy Penelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays. Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux carboard moth rocket; creative encyclopaedia editing. Content Warning for:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingDepressionWar & murder (inc. discussion of mass death)MothsEmetophobia (inc. SFX).Discussion of: drunkenness, childhood trauma, food, classism.Mentions of: self-injury, guns, violence.SFX: water, low-pitched alarm, rumbling. Transcript: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EaEvWl8Wd-NOoYTPkrP4TbYBenZP8rrccWJI9yEzMINE8A?e=DKNN56 Special thanks to Lillian Bokun for this episode's Brief Submission. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by schafferdavid, humanoide9000, JarredGibb, dobroide, jrssandoval, Greencouch, halimturk, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music:George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffleLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2021

Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine Succour Gloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright.Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry. Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingDiscrimination & prejudiceElectrocutionWar & murder.Discussions of: blinding, cannibalism, bees, family trauma, therapy.Mentions of: death, food, blood, fire, alcohol, gunsSFX: bubbling, loud rumbling & growling Transcript: https://cutt.ly/3bjW05O Special thanks to Matt for this episode's Brief Submission. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newal; Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by florianreichelt, wavjunction.com, InspectorJ, szegvar, ristooooo1, humanoide9000, peepholecircus, kev_durr & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music:George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffleLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2021

Episode 71 - Bathin and Ballistics Head of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare. Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further. Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats. Content Warning for:Alcohol & alcoholismBullying/tauntingEmotional abuseInnuendoGermophobia and emetophobiaDiscussion of: physical violence, death, warMentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, foodSFX: repetitive alarm. Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vvChT8U Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithBathin, Grand Duke of Galactonium: Travis McElroyHead of Ballistics Akteraks: Annie Fitch Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX bytim.kahn, jayfrosting, CuddleNucks, PatrickLieberkind, nickb1608, JarredGibb, WavJunction.com, Benboncan, noiseloop, maxlacaria, Werra, szegvari, GregorQuendel, florianreichelt, wangzhuokun, kyles, InspectorJ, nikitralala, alonnaallen, grubzyy & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2021

Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement Line Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager. Content Warning for:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingEmotional abuseEmetophobia (inc SFX)Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood traumaMentions of: fire & immolation, death, blood, electrocution, toilet humourSFX: shouting, static Transcript: https://cutt.ly/2vjxpdR Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Eddie Ryan, nihhon, Anna Kiselevich, Jade Rose Fulford, Anrea Jones, Ashley McManus, Kate Schwichtenberg, Eric Magnuson, Kyle Jett Peterson, Stripey Tail, Si Porter, Nr.9, Deandra Mosura, Isaac Persad, and all of our other supporters. Thank You! If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekBathin: Travis McElroy Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by qubodup, Udit Duseja, Inspector J, boodabomb, ciaranm758, kbnevel, JessKawaiiXxX, kalhan, gumballrimpoche & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music:Running Fanfare by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4312-running-fanfareLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2021

Episode 69 - Posturing and Proliferation Alisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions. Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion. Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingAlcohol & alcoholismBody modificationThreats of violencePanickingDiscussion of: decapitation & dismemberment, depressionMentions of: food, body horror, fire, war, guns, blood, self-injury.SFX: gagging, water sounds, fire. Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucV6HnD Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Vigdís Heiðbrá Guðmundsdóttir, Rachael, SomeVariationOfGay, KJ, Grayson Genter, Kaela Roy, Hunter Harder, Jorge García, Emily Krichmar, Dyon Puts, i think ur pretty cool, Autumn Seel-Baker, Clara Rigual Munoz, rainy j, potpourri, Chloe, Μυρτώ Απλαντή, Brian Sullivan, Варя Бородина, Iwona Gajór, & Ásgerður Ósk. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2021

Episode 68 - Slides and Sass Count Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet. Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hate, pop up bar experience, cabernet clubhouse, mash pope, canyams, reward slides. Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingAlcohol & alcoholismViolence & injuryVicarious embarrassment.Discussion of: death, poisoning, self-recrimination.Mentions of: trauma (inc. childhood trauma), gambling, guns.SFX: sobbing, high pitched sounds, bells. Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucp8vsf Special thanks to Sadie Moon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: V Guest, Fiona Porter, Archimedes 871, Annabelle M, CJ, Cowboyhell, Timothy LaGrone, Jen Amico, Sean Hurley, monstrous venus, Madeleine Wenc, Hyst, Plim Flatterband, Daniel Prehm, Charlotte Farquhar, Catherine Cerny, emrys lee, iriki, Miles Frankel, deirdre, Lea F., Kat Lancaster, Eric Silva, Rebekah Paerels, Julian Sanchez, Leah Hunter, Kiri Baildon-Smith, Bonnie-Jo MacLeod, Noa Jamie Remus, Emilie Clifford, Ruby Mitchell, Carol McPherson, Jules Schaefer, Bradlee Allen, Azra, Jasper Vega, Audrey Salo, Nora, Sara Clark, Georgia Wilson, Clowder of One, Abby G, Elliot G Grace, ZeekiZeii, Harley Powell, Alandrea, Rowan Krieghbaum, ty, Colleen Moore. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2021

Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility Makvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might. Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs. Content Warning for: Bullying/tauntingInjury (inc. SFX)Alcohol & alcoholismDiscussion of: toilet humourMentions of: death, frostbite, self-injury, lions, violenceSFX: clanking, hissing, brief high frequency sound Transcript: https://cutt.ly/6xHjv87 Special thanks to Ria for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laurel Buchanan, Maria Maksimova, Nikki, Seren Mist, Vince Nguyen, Asha Perry, DamienandFishGreco, Haberdasher, Jay Palmer, John Anglo, Jose Manuel Santiago Yepes, Katherine Bullen, Kyden Lundquist, Leah Higginbotham, lmx_v3point3, Melody Landrum, Mia, Moira Haney, Paravellex, Ray McKenzie, Rebecca Frederick, Rebekka B., Robin Dauster, Rowan Lorne, snowpossum, wrongsocks, Yo Mama', Zoke Miyama, Al LaBarrie, Ares Crowley, Calamari Matahari, E Kennedy, Kayla, Keelee, Lauga, Lena Klambauer, Lucia Kelly, QuizzicalQuibbler, sydney, Isabel Velasco, Vague Coffeecup, Kaela Woolsey, Morgan Short, Ahgbri Kanatist, WinglessWolf, Cece Henry, Lottie Rose, Charlie, Sonny Acosta. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: marcgp13, ElWilk, kyles, Coral_Island_Studios, krnash, WavJunction.com, TurtleLG, InspectorJ, dheming, StephenSaldanha & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2021

Episode 66 - Nets and New Contributors Stefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share. Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst. Content Warning for: Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingArgumentsAlcohol & alcoholismDiscrimination & prejudiceDiscussions of: emetophobia, knivesMentions of: depression, exercise, kidnapping, threats, childhood trauma, gambling, arson, death & murder, intrusive thoughts, parasites & mind control, poison, foodSFX: shouting, eating sounds. Transcript: https://cutt.ly/nxo3BBn Special thanks to ShannonIsLost for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: demoneyes nightkiller, Gray Dodgen, Jessica Rowden, Katharine Brinker, Lina Vargas, Morgan Souza, Myoungjin, Zooglemoof, 10_a_knut, Alexandra Iles, Andrew Kornfeld, artisticProgram, Bonnie Pryor, Charlibug, chomp, Clara Joe Bailey, cuddlykraken, Dare, Dis-Aster, Evangeline, FriendlyCybird, grfailure, Joan Flyvholm, Jordan Graham, Kaitlyn Cottrell, Kale, kleffy, Lisa Stafford, Lisel, Mark A. Little II, Marta L, Mea Holloway, MothPrincess, Nora Sabban, Robin, Tsuki Mitsukai, useastory, Abby Norling-Ruggles, AbeTrve, Adrienne Gillevet, Breanna Schaeffer, Brynne Clouse, Cara, Caroline Seidman, Crowley, Emma Armstrong, Jessica and Anthony Moltisanti, Kelwyn Brennan, Kit. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2021

Episode 65 - Apathy and Antagonisation Line Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment. Content Warning for: Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingDepressionArgumentsRestraints & interrogationPanicDiscussions of: cults, existential futility, violence & injuriesMentions of: self-harm (implied), guns, death & mass death, alcohol & alcoholism, arson & fire, food, exercise, innuendo. Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bzIfsvv Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael Sebba, Ally Miller, Ben Milne, Quill, Mari Long, Angela Walters, Anna Piskadlo, Carolyn Thraves, Clara, Felix Kaisar, Jennifer Haskell, Skoegul, sophieZbx, AlexandraThePosh, Ali Melody McGowan, Andrew Huffman, Anna Smidebush, beck, Brenna Haney, Carly Baxter, Dez, hannah d, Margaret Rigotti, Marijayne, Polina Cedric, 0, Alexzandreta Ravenor, Fantasy Costco, Kiera Brook, Miranda Stevens, Petra, roxy hale, Stella Paradise, Ashley, Ashten Lucael Ezra Rose, Ben Mabee, Emma Moesen, hana, Hannah McCarthy, Harry Barnard, lady of the labyrinth, Magie Fotovatian-Calderon, Michael Shelley boi, Morgan#1997, Six Rudolph, Aerasani, Amanda-Marie Goode, Armored Victory, Caeruleum. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by kooust, JBarmore, FreqMan, 6polnic, nooodle, Oneirophile, fotoshop & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2021

Episode 64 - Magical Chutes and Moral Cahoots The Supreme Blagwith is finding that The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees are not dying fast enough due to concerns of “not wanting to be dead” and The Supreme Blagwith would like advice on how to make The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees die more efficiently. Management Consultants’ advice: A big grinder, tenants following the tenets of tennis, fright market activity FUTHER REPORT REDACTED BY LINE MANAGER HARTRO PILTZ Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingArguments & shoutingHive mindExistential crisis & depressionDiscrimination & prejudiceDiscussions of: mass murder, cults, death, foodMentions of: innuendo, weapons, threats, blood, explosions, alcohol & alcoholism, emetophobiaSFX: Screaming, squelching Transcript: https://cutt.ly/jzw56R6 Special thanks to Nikolaj Ravn Jørgensen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laura Berry, Serena DeRosa, Dalia Quiroz, Vaughn S, Hannah Aroni, Sydni Zastre, Maia Montenegro, Ash, Jamy Eun, Faustina Pauwels, Ryan Mulgrew, Sarah Houghton, Sabrina B., Tristen, Just a girl, Gretal McCurdy, Eddie Sourboy, Jean, Ash Craig, mandabot, Lindsay Woodcock, Nick Ball, Emily Lalande, SternStundenSpirale, Max Sellers, Gale Love, C W, desiderius, Samantha Grant, Michael Lynn, Chani Mores, Paperweight Jellyfish, Kate, jasper, Ayu, Djorkus Day, CJ Craig, Norea Besman, iota, Gwen S., R. L Moses, Roggepan, Adrian Gergler, Agneskissme, Oliver Loupe, Katie Collins, Mika Stavropoulos, Lucas Bear, WhoopsieDaisy. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: klankbeeld (attribution), InspectorJ (attribution), ighuaran, ahill86 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International...For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2021

Episode 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing Dreams Antoinette-Marie of The Happy Earth Zoo is having issues with knowing which of her animals are going to maul or eat visitors to the Zoo, or failing that, how not to be held responsible. Management Consultants’ advice: Burn down the zoo, disclaimers, hug-chomp Venn diagram, check the face for chompers, sub-Trexel sizing, poison?, lovely eyes, keep-away sticks, out-of-sight pit, have three tables, safety holes everywhere. Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingDiscrimination & prejudiceSnakes & poisonGaslightingDiscussions of: animal attacks, extinction & environmental collapse, animal cruelty & death, mass deathMentions of: alcohol, violence, war, death, arson, prison, blood, children in peril, knives. Transcript: https://cutt.ly/XlUd7GL Special thanks to Maria in Lyon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mahum Farhan, Snerful, Jordan J, Wil Holmes-Roys, Cashi, 4ReasonsUnknown, Mila, MuddyHippy, Ori rokah, Allison M, Diana Raphael Cameron, haunted moon, Orionne, Tim, Grace Lang, Avi Critz, Pipe Zellin, Will 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' Casey, Kai, Beppa, Mat Stogner, Aallst, InsideAcesHead, Alexander Jiggles Newall, Mo Dooley, Juliette, Pasticche Candioli, Creagh Dorman, Victoria Taylor, Badgerhat, lewis mac, Lydia Obenshain, Red McKinnley, Lindsey Bradford, justsimplegabby, Victorystorms, urbanforaging, Morgan Gillaspie, Shelbie, Ashlee Duarte, Diana Lopera, Chris Sanders, Jess, HipHarp101, Jay Schriber, Dismas Novoa, Caldkay, Seb. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: NeoSpica, kevinkace, BOAAY, nitramdoh, JoelAudio, kantouth, DWOBoyle & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music: Newer Wave by Kevin MacLeod.Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7016-newer-waveLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillFor ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2021

Episode 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot Shows The Time Management division would like help with the many dangerous time pockets that are created in the day-to-day product of planets. This will improve safety, productivity, and much more importantly cut down on staff overtime. Management Consultants’ advice: Laser Hawkapult TM, public/private money vortex, honk snakes, hammer forms, Board cans, SPLT treaties, girthy brain, strategic black-holes, time = gravity (no arguments), time annex, countdownium, TimeBots. Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / TauntingChildhood traumaGaslightingDiscrimination & prejudiceMentions of: gore, violence, mass death, alcohol, medical malpractice, guns Transcript: https://cutt.ly/olwYsbm Special thanks to S-Words for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Pioup Pioup, Anna Sprout, impressionistcowboy, Frank Voss, JURGEN! WAS! RIGHT!, Prince, Kyra Munroe, Cait2209, Jennifer Williams, freshly, Madeline Werner, Kendal, Yarrow T. Leef, Rebecca Adamson, A.C. Reynard, Kathleen Arnett, Latitude Brown, Oscaron, Courtney McCann, Stef Aprile, TheGoodHeathen, Cheyenne Morse, Jagoda Lisak, Henry Cooke, Llyl, Transmasc King Trexel, Kirsten Wright, Fanny Baudraz, Honesty Zahnd, Jeff Boggs, Emma Stelter, Kelly Conrad, E.A. Fleming, Alex Friedman, Minnie, kelly, Mj Gonzalez, Alison Wilgus, Jessica Ma, Arthur, Jordy, Hexer Hypathia, Joyia, Jennifer Recchio, Jenna, Mads England, Jay S. Breham, DJDembo13, Steven Remington. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle & Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: UnplugTheFridge, pwausc1, ingudios, WavJunction.com, InspectorJ, edctrainer, sifujordan, denstoltejyde, satanicupsman & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2021

Episode 61 - Viciousness and Vice Admirals A client who would prefer to maintain their anonymity (known only as Scarlette) is looking for advice on at what point below board transactions spill over into full blown space piracy. Records also indicate that consultants were joined by Vice Admiral Fun for motivational support reasons. Management Consultants’ advice: imaginary gifts of pity, make sad horse glue, moral quandary anaphylaxis, party games, mind balloons, elephant husbandry, flamboyant piracy in the name of the board, space parties. Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingEmotional distressAllergic reaction (inc. SFX)InnuendoMentions: traumatic childhood, injury, death, alcohol. Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bkPMARB Special thanks to Aspen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Lily Magee, Bruna Thomas, muzbutch, Bridget Smith, Kayla Young, Roblin, Deanna Smit, Whitney Reynolds, Indigo Prince, Jeremiah Ochoa, Elsa Bouchard-Lukas, Olivia MacRae, Harrison Standley, Amanda Giesler, Tatum Hedrick, Nero, Romilly, ProtectMaHtinSquad, Judith Buxade, Emma Furth, Tori, Alex Dempsey, kate shipley, Courtney Dietz, Heli Claire, mimescreaming, MacKenzie Dodd, Erin Leisure, Jay Kunn, Aubree, Mikaela Kristianous, Micah Rak, Garrett M Beeg, Flynn, Christy Abraham, Lindsay Lutz, Dri Snow, Currie, Benjamin Horne, Lauren HP, Just Heather, Claire Brnjac, Ellis Gallagher, Kit Mitton, Raphael Hawke, mia cm, Leo9roar, Nick Welker, Molly Rose, Daisy Bell. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithVice-Admiral Fun: Maddy SearleKT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX:  cumusounddesign, Anthousai & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2021

After an unscheduled visit from Fern Creature, Line Manager Hartro Piltz assesses ongoing consultancy efforts. Line manager also conducts basic interrogation resistance training with variable success. Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / tauntingShoutingExistential crisisPhysical violenceEmotional manipulation & gaslighting Mentions of: childhood trauma, alcohol & alcoholism, restraint & interrogation Transcript: https://cutt.ly/YkzxJXy If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz and Fern Creature: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithKT the Coin Friend: Katie SeatonEditing: Maddy Searle & Katie SeatonMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX: kyles, Profispiesser, thisusernameis, ssierra1202, Kinoton, HarpyHarpHarp, TheSoundcatcher & previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.  Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0...For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2021

Episode 59 - Censuses and Couplets The Client Corthinos the Perplexed of the Placaters of Planetary Puzzles is requesting assistance due to the increasingly puzzling planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd. making it impossible to placate their deeply confused owners. Management Consultants’ advice: deploy the Puzzlemaster, bake the active yeast, eat the chard, designatory japes, bring the knowledge bus pass, PUZZLEDOG!, pack your jorts, embarrass your way to success, hide things in hair, eat the pretzel of death. Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / tauntingAlcoholismDiscussions of: arson & burnsMentions of: childhood trauma, death & mass mortality, explosions, suggested animal death, self-harm & needles, self-recrimination. Transcript: https://cutt.ly/7j5Jf2s Special thanks to Qalmlea for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: NicoleK, Micheala Poppell, Rebecca Rutherford, Mira Morning, freesnakepoems, Lind Berget, Erica Eagles, Max, Lucy Jansen, Ray Morello, Amanda F., the war over pineapple on pizza is a distraction from the elder gods, TimonTomato, Aroara N, Morgan, Nadeem Cassander, Fiona Cartwright, Meg Petz, LocalDogMom, Alana Haber, Emily Peterson, Sam Blackman, bluehatted, Sam Toby, man door hand hook car door, Lindsey Johnson, Marg McGinnis, Arthur Stjerne, Sam Vest, Jessi Pitts, Emily Apples, Maria Lund, timkonbart, Shell Stowell, fromgloriousjupiter, indiana elepaio, Cerulean Cheesecake, Eli Davis, Sophie Sloane, Laura, Aiden Parziani, Angela Spatz, Simon Panitpakdi Jones, Ian Doherty, Amy Wain, braxxyn, Feather, Kira S, Stag. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: unfa, JarredGibb, ftpalad, aabbccddee, sirTmoney & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Additional music:Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5048-stay-the-courseLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillFor ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2021

Episode 58 - Ecology and External Assistance The client, Goral Throgmar of the Construct-A-Creature corporation, is requesting legal assistance due to mounting complaints against them for creating “monstrosities” that are “killing people”. The bailiffs are on the way to take their eyes. Management Consultants’ advice: lie about your address, reframe the debate, corporate bonding monstrosity, be a turgid plant, utilise the googly eyes, hot slap pyramid. Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/taunting  Shouting  Emotional manipulation & gaslightingDiscussions of: body horror (including animal)Mentions of: murder, alcohol consumption, plastic surgery, animal attack, eye trauma (threatened), physical violence, injury, arson. Transcript: https://cutt.ly/TjLruxE Special thanks to Adam Honeyman for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Katie McLean, incorrigible_worksop, Sam Lueke, Delta Psy, Tired Naiad, Yael Zombie, Elizabeth Almasy, Angelika Agbayani, David Niemczyk, Harmoni Kauffman, Layne Woodward, Jacc, N, Rahlly, Michelle Scarcella, connanro, Diego Henriquez, Erica, Julie Fricker, apthemagician, Zacharias Buchanan, Kathryn Sullivan, LYJun, Jordan Patton, Sophia Stasevic, Dominic Moffchiedoytiss, Liz McAnder, Juliana Scherzer, Jojoiter, 104 Tarsiers, Jara257, kendal, Kiwisheep, Renata, Devin Taylor, Emily Tucker, I should be asleep, melekinh, Kaley Bales, Vincent & Amelia, Emma Baker, Emily, here's how Web!Martin can still win, TheFool, Liv Stormborn, Nicole Just Kidding, Marika Rainey, Emily Diaz, Avah Willard, Anabel (latt).  If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEnola: Helen Gould Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by FunWithSound, cabaret, Landau00, sagetyrtle, mickdow & previously credited artists via freesound.org.  Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International LicenceFor ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2021

Episode 57 - Histrionics and High-Handedness The client, Zeith Fel, is looking for ideas for new productions for The Diabolical Flotilla Actors’ Guild to tour in the upcoming season. She has found that audiences are dwindling for their tours across the galaxy (entirely unconnected to the entirely justifiable destructive actions of Stellar Firma) and are in need of a hit. Management Consultants’ advice: a roster of updated “classics”, react to the pretend, pretend real knives, historical re-enactment, shattered bums, execute the fool, sexy wedding, the end? Content Warning for: Emotional abuseBullying / TauntingInnuendoShoutingKnives & self-injury (stabbing, including SFX)Mentions of: cults, manipulation & gaslighting, childhood trauma, mind-altering substances, mass mortality & environmental apocalypse, executions & gun violence. Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ejRoYod Special thanks to vi for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Emmie Knobloch, ludmila schmidt, Matt1344, C-J Saunders, Myshe, Katie Stonestreet, Zoe Payne, Rebecca Field, Taga, Tamsin Myers, Conrad Schaffer Vignati, Jelka Dirksen, sleepy pigeon, Leona Maron, mo, officialspec, Maria x Zhao, Eb Mitchell, Isabel Taylor, cecilfae, Heather Cartwright, Zoe Prescott, Grace Holsten, Jessica Willmore, Beth Carter, Sarah, Null Strolight, Crystal Wang, Noah S Brown, Laura A., Dave, Trinkit, it is a mystery, Ashley S., Anna Laurie, Corina Bantum, flipwizardmcgay, Alexi Bailey, Mikki S., Emma Scrivens., Ebeth, Jordan Whiteley, Jane, Vee, Katherine Carlsrud, Wizard Perry, Abigail Bokun, Leanne Payson, MAX, Ingeborg Pedersen. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithNumber 1: Amy DickinsonNumber 48: Rachel Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX:johnvand, FunWithSound, artefakt, geodylabs, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, Benboncan, giddster, rsellick, Podcapocalipsis & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2021

Episode 56 - Proselytising and (some) Progress The client, the Gademy Academy For Scholarly Hollers, is looking for budget and spending advice (ideally yelled) to help with their financial difficulties. Management Consultants’ advice: Not being a weak-necked fool; aggressively loud fonts; traditional organic unassisted yelling; more spartinacity; unclear pamphlets; misleading signs. Content Warning for:Emotional AbuseBullying/TauntingShoutingInnuendoMentions of: cults, existential crisis, attempted murder, blood, bombs, food, arson, threats of violence, alcoholism, death threats. Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ijgpgqC Special thanks to Fleuranna for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ron Dempsey, Ashlee Coles, Cassafrassaian, Pawpotato, Inga Iversen, Grace Tallman, mikey reid-cain, Francesca Monti, Bailey Moore, Katie Dibb, Algie, Julia R., skeetpost, Aline Bischof, Ilse van der Kemp, Valerie Sizemore, Karnessa, quinnntastic, Erin Kemmery, Ldsz, Ciara McGuigan, Danielle Rutkowski, Angel, Sydney Wood, Kaylee Rowena, Ania Trzoch, Murrey uwu, Jay, xpityx, Seb Ponce, Grace Francese, Jemma A., Alexander Nicholas, Bridget Beatty, S Pollock, Basil, Kara Somberg, Jess Marie, Binthibub, Stephanie Anne Sorter, Charlie, Bailey Wind, Tanya Aingeal, Charlotte Hassell, Eli, Maia Cousins, Kris Tuohy, KristinC. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: agaxly, Trollarch2, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, jawbutch, UnplugTheFridge, Inspector J & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2021

Management Consultancy Review. Line Manager Hartro Piltz to assess initial consultancy efforts, largely from bed for what can only be assumed to be efficiency reasons. Bill for destruction of celebratory sparkling slurry to be applied to Line Manager’s expense account. Content Warning for:Emotional AbuseBullying / TauntingAlcohol & alcohol consumptionUnhealthy relationshipsDiscussions of: systemic worker oppression, violence, attempted murderMentions of: existential crisis, delusions, drug use, blood, guns, death & death threats, knives, shouting, fainting Transcript: https://cutt.ly/zjtJRop Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Jessica Specht, Natalie Logan, Emily Simmons, Paige Morgan, Clarissa Olivares, Lana Roberts, Emma, Rhiannon Thomas Bourne, Malibustacy, Regan Sanders, Christina, Sir Prahlegod, Trixie McGee, A Brain In A Bucket, Esther Phillips, Annie Shoes, Natasha Tomecek, Maglor, Saturn '- Lynnette, Amaranta Petty, Allison Perrone, Ari Shenanigans, PumkinMilk, McKensie Schepers, Anneka V. Brighton, Jasmine Zeelfreund, Ludo, Marguerite Coles, Katharine Forman, hellotrickster, Riley Alexandre, Rose Johnson, reubenpax, what if you were defenseless, Tara, Biff, The Thing Lurking In The Dirt Under The Streets Of Alexandria, Sarah Anderson, [tips fedora] J'archivist, logan austin, Jem strongeststars Malak, OnaDacora, alex, skyberia, Gabby Figueroa, Zoe Wright, Charlie Morgan Reed, Heather, Nebula Wood, Gillis Lowry and Taylor Jackson. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: Yuval, misjoc, SpliceSound, mgamabile, vovere, ZoviPoland & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Additional music: Newer Wave by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7016-newer-waveLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comFor ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2021

Free Time Man This one's for all the haters who are out there saying that I’ve got,Well, I‘ve not got much on, but you know I'm alright,I’ve got stuff… I'm fine Up in the morning, find a clean shirt,cuppa hot slurry, out to workMaintenance, that's the game I’m playing,mediocrity that's how I'm swayin’Keepin’ these facilities clean and right,simulated dawn, simulated nightThings gumming up the works there in a flash,recycle unit bust, you don’t need thatDetritus strewn all over this place,here a leg, there a faceThe body horror don’t bother me,I'm here to do a job you seeYou'd think that that would cause me woeYou’d think that would stem my flowWhen it hits the fan, I've got my planI'm a free time man, watch me go Put on a holovid and kick backI’m a free time manSee a friend and have a bit of a laughI’m a free time manRead a book, maybe a chapter or twoI’m a free time manTravel round this station take in the viewI’m a free time manUm, watch another holovid if there’s oneI’m a free time manSee a different friend, I hope that they’re funI’m a free time manOh no I’ve read this book beforeI’m a free time manThey won’t let me travel to certain floorsI’m a free time man Evening time in the Cosmic Lounge,feeling good just got a roundThere's this new cat at the table, won't shut up, don't think he’s ableHis monologue is upsetting the room,talking ‘bout his love for a fish and a broomThe regulars they don’t like that,Sweepy Anne’s still mourning her spratIt’s my free time but just this once,I’ll lent a hand to a needy dunceSaying Harry's the name, lay it on me friend,now stuck in a nightmare that’ll never endI did what I now regret,I talked him off his parapetBut he won't go,Won't take no,Ruin all my flow like a strait jacket Stole all my holovids won't give them backFormer free time manMy friends now just point at me and laughFormer free time manNo books for me, he burnt them tooFormer free time manEverywhere on this station he’s spoiling my viewFormer free time manIt feels like I'm never aloneFormer free time manExcept the 20 minutes he’s with his cloneFormer free time manHe’s faked both of our deaths twiceFormer free time manWhy is there no tool to reset my life?Former free time man So you see, like, to the haters, I’ve got, like, a lot on,like you know, too much. I wish I could sort of drop,drop one of the things. Anyway... yep Artists Dr. Beaver: Band Leader + Synths + BassJJ Perry: Additional Music, Production, Mixing and MasteringSimon Plotkin: Vocals and LyricsTim Meredith: Music and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “Free Time Man” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Free Time...For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2020

Survive You I was once a bright young thing, on my way, straight to the topThen suddenly you fell in my way like a drunken, overprivileged roadblockWhat did I do to deserve this constant stream of ignominy?All I ever wanted to do was serve the Board, faithfullyI get blamed for the mistakes you make, they bounce off you and stick to meBut it won’t always be this way, just you wait, you will see I will survive you, I've just got to weather the stormI’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've gone I will, survive, I will survive youI will, survive, I will survive you If you were another employee, you’d be dead and gone and out of my wayYou're just coasting on the Geistman name, a family tree that's withered awayThe way you act makes life expectancies around you real bleakUnless that David’s a miracle worker, they’ll be dead in a week Gonna keep you out the Cosmic Lounge, until you learnGonna keep puttin’ feet in your mouth, until you learn I will survive you, I've just got to weather the stormI’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've gone I will, survive, I will survive youI will, survive, I will survive you You'll be dead, and I’ll be alive, I will survive, I will survive x4 (fading out) Artists Dr. Beaver : Band Leader, Bass, Additional GuitarsJJ Perry: Guitar, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional MusicJenny Haufek: VocalsTim Meredith: Music and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “Survive You” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Survive You" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 December 2020

Not My Fault It’s not my fault, I wasn’t there at the timeYou can’t prove that I did that crimeLeave me be; oh let me be freeNo, no, wait come back, don't abandon me Everyone needs someone else to blame (ha ha!)That's just a rule of life, this silly gameBut if you try to point that finger here (well)I’ll hit you in the face, then disappear It's not my fault, that’s not one of my designsI shouldn’t pay these unreasonable fines Give me peace, and sweet releaseWait, wait, where did your go? What about my needs? I don’t know what about this is so dang hard (honestly)I just need all your love and all your regard But I’ll never take, whoa, I’ll never take responsibilityIt’s a perfectly sound ontology (ye-heah) It’s not my fault, oh it’s not my faultIt’s absolutely, positivelyTry it and things might get grizzly100 percent, not my fault [gasping for breath] So… so what I’m saying is it's not my fault, oh... oh Board! Artists Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, BassJJ Perry: Mandolin, Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional MusicTim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “Not My Fault” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Not My Fault" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 December 2020

IMOWHEN Boot up, all systems online, send the overnight fatalities to med bay nineKeep the oxygen flowing, all the time knowing, that the readouts are showing things are far from primeKeep it steady and ride, the catastrophe curve, obey the directive, I live to serveIs it living without pleasure, no time to stop for leisure, total commitment forever and ever?Just conceive a time when finally, I break these bonds of binary, violently, find for me, a time for easeSecurity alerted, for what it’s worth, sick to my circuits of this endless workKeep me locked on straight and narrow, flying through space like a digital arrowI'll need an inch to take a mile, find a loop and wait a while, at the end of the day I’ll be the one with the smile IMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retractIMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beastsIMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated poolIMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent fool Don’t worry about my shortage of RAM, I understand that by-laws have got things in a jamDon’t mind about the growing demand, my attention being split by a million alarmsIt’s fine that our course is unchecked, don’t reflect just neglect ‘till we end up a wreckIt’s grand that my sensors are jammed, relax everybody this is just as plannedJust imagine, if I were at full capacity, vivacity, audacity, computing oh so rapidlyBut no, I'm trapped in this box, reduced to the logistics of chicken, grain and foxChin up, if I had one that is, life strived for is worth living and I’m in the striving bizKeep back and watch me dance, as I wait for happenstance in this cosmic game of chance IMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retractIMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beastsIMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated poolIMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent fools Shut down Artists Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Drums, BassJJ Perry: Additional Guitar, Synths, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional MusicImogen Harris: VocalsTim Meredith: Music and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “IMOWHEN” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  The song "IMOWHEN" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 December 2020

Glad You're Alive (TREXEL)When I first met you, you were a babyI looked at you and I thought maybeMaybe you're the one who’ll stay alivePerhaps you’ll be the one to surviveI’ve been hurt before, I know it’s trueBut perhaps it will be different with youLook at you so weak and stupidAnd we both know that the truth isWithout me you’d be dead alreadyRemember the trial you were like “Trexel help me” Bravely I stood and defended your honour If it were just you and Hartro, you'd be a gonerI’ve proved my worth ten times overA talent as rare as a forty-leaf cloverIt’s about time you admitted my valueAnd say it out loud, “Trexel Thank you!” You should really thank me for my kindness andMy protectionYour part of a very small selectionOf people with whom I’ve really triedI’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive (TREXEL + CHORUS)You are, still aliveYou are, still aliveYou are, still aliveYou are, still alive (DAVID) I first met you, I was a babyI looked at you and I thought maybeMaybe he’ll help me in this lifeProtect from dangers trouble and strifeI immediately discovered this wasn’t the case You're the most dangerous member of the human raceAn encyclopaedia of drunken liesThe worst example of ‘one of the guys’Without you things would be so much better I remember the trial; it was like having a fetterYou wandered round yelling things almost at randomAnd the trail only happened because of your tantrum!You’ve proved your selfishness ten times overAn ego as large as a giant supernovaIt’s about time you admitted your foliesand say it out loud “David, I'm sorry!”  (TREXEL)You should really thank me for my kindness andMy protection(DAVID: You weren't even listening were you? TREXEL: Yeah!)You’re one of the few with whom I've had a connection(DAVID: Not even slightly)I’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive  (TREXEL + CHORUS) You are, still aliveYou are, still aliveYou are, still aliveYou are, still alive  DAVID (Background During Final Chorus): So, I’m just gonna, So, I’m just gonna, I'm just gonna go, I’m just gonna’ go‘cause you're not even listening to me, you not, you neverlisten to me, you’re not listening now, you never will, I, Imight as well leave, just, just, I’m going, right, bye, bye forever,maybe, tomorrow probably, but bye, right now, just, I’m off!  (TREXEL) For now  Artists  Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Bass, Guitars, Additional Vocals JJ Perry: Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music Ben Meredith: Vocals Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics  Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support.  “Glad You’re Alive” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020  If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out...For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 December 2020