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Stellar Firma

STL 57 - Histrionics and High-Handedness

Stellar Firma

Park Tom

Sci Fi Comedy, Performing Arts, Fiction, Improv, Space, Comedy, Funny, Arts, Science Fiction, Sci Fi

5.0878 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Episode 57 - Histrionics and High-Handedness


The client, Zeith Fel, is looking for ideas for new productions for The Diabolical Flotilla Actors’ Guild to tour in the upcoming season. She has found that audiences are dwindling for their tours across the galaxy (entirely unconnected to the entirely justifiable destructive actions of Stellar Firma) and are in need of a hit.


Management Consultants’ advice: a roster of updated “classics”, react to the pretend, pretend real knives, historical re-enactment, shattered bums, execute the fool, sexy wedding, the end?


Content Warning for: 

  • Emotional abuse
  • Bullying / Taunting
  • Innuendo
  • Shouting
  • Knives & self-injury (stabbing, including SFX)
  • Mentions of: cults, manipulation & gaslighting, childhood trauma, mind-altering substances, mass mortality & environmental apocalypse, executions & gun violence.


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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Number 1: Amy Dickinson

Number 48: Rachel Meredith


Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner


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johnvand, FunWithSound, artefakt, geodylabs, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, Benboncan, giddster, rsellick, Podcapocalipsis & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Special thanks to Vai. I've got your number buddy. Is it six? I think it's six. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Stella Furman Oh, displaying restricted internal schematics.

0:58.0

Okay, so, and I hate to say this, but it does look like the vents are the best way to get around so

1:02.6

guess Trexel does know what he's doing with that.

1:04.8

Even when it's true do not say it out loud he might hear.

1:08.4

But who do I know who knows their way around the vents?

1:12.4

But isn't true. Who do I know who knows the way around the vents?

1:13.0

But isn't Trex on?

1:16.0

Oh, my ears are burning David!

1:18.0

Is that because there's a fire in my ears.

1:20.0

Quickly, check my ears for fire!

1:21.0

It's happened before!

1:22.0

Closing all tabs in a non-suspicious way.

1:24.0

No, no, there's nothing. Your ears are normal. Your ears are fine.

1:27.0

Ah, you must just have been talking about me then. Was it nice things? It better be nice things, David.

1:31.0

Uh, yes, I was just thinking about Trexology and how good it is.

1:35.4

I sorted out the pamphlets for you, so...

1:38.4

Pamplets.

1:39.4

Oh, the pamphlets!

1:40.4

Here we are, here we are.

1:41.4

Chaxology, it's not seditious,

1:44.0

Chaxology, it's all about how the board is great.

1:48.0

Trexology, don't think about it too hot.

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