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Stellar Firma

STL 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice

Stellar Firma

Park Tom

Sci Fi Comedy, Performing Arts, Fiction, Improv, Space, Comedy, Funny, Arts, Science Fiction, Sci Fi

5.0878 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice 


Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat.


Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier.


Content warnings:

  • Alcohol use & alcoholism
  • Bullying/taunting
  • Physical violence (inc. SFX)
  • Guns
  • Electrocution (inc. SFX).

 

Discussions of: repeated loss of consciousness, existential crisis.

Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & murder, rats, war, food, injury (inc. self-injury).

SFX: drinking, repetitive low-pitched alarm, loud machinery, rumbling.


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Special thanks to Lain for this episode's Brief Submission.


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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall


Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith


Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner


Featured SFX by spoonsandlessspoons, mindlesstrails & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.


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0:00.0

Hello folks Helen here from Rusty Grill Gaming and Enthusagasm.

0:07.0

I'd like to tell you that the UK Gaming Dice Company, The Dice Dungeon, have teamed up with

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Rusty Quill to produce two exclusive limited edition dice sets inspired by our award winning podcast

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rusty Quill Gaming. Each set includes seven polyhedral dice with bespoke designs inspired by the players and characters who brought R.U.G. to life.

0:28.5

There are two collector sets and a bundle with both.

0:31.5

The We're still working on the name dice are a set of seven custom

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polyhedral dice featuring icons representing the player characters from Rustiquil gaming.

0:41.3

They will come with a custom presentation tin. And the Lolo-M-G

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deluxe dice are a set of seven custom resin-filled metal polyhedral dice, featuring icons representing the player characters from Rustical Gaming presented in a wooden collection box.

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This set will feature other exclusive exciting extras yet to be revealed. Find out more at

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W.w. dot the Dice dungeon.co. UK or find each dice set and a bundle

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collecting both sets at the Dice dungeon.co. UK

1:15.7

forward slash collections forward slash rusty dash quill or click the link in the

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description of this episode.

1:23.4

See you around and have fun.

1:28.0

Special thanks to Lane. In these final hours we have together.

1:32.4

Always remember. No refunds. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay, uh, he's still date. So that's, well that's, so it's bad, but it's good,

2:31.2

because he was acting so weirdly.

2:33.0

I just know what he's going to do, he's so unpredictable when he's not being as unpredictable as normal.

2:39.0

Perhaps his new unpredictability will cancel out his general unpredictability.

2:44.0

It won't, but it's a nice thought.

2:46.0

I just...

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