STL 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot Shows

Stellar Firma

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Sci Fi Comedy, Performing Arts, Fiction, Improv, Space, Comedy, Funny, Arts, Science Fiction, Sci Fi

5.0 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Episode 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot Shows

The Time Management division would like help with the many dangerous time pockets that are created in the day-to-day product of planets. This will improve safety, productivity, and much more importantly cut down on staff overtime.

Management Consultants’ advice: Laser Hawkapult TM, public/private money vortex, honk snakes, hammer forms, Board cans, SPLT treaties, girthy brain, strategic black-holes, time = gravity (no arguments), time annex, countdownium, TimeBots.

Content Warning for:

Emotional abuse
Bullying / Taunting
Childhood trauma
Gaslighting
Discrimination & prejudice
Mentions of: gore, violence, mass death, alcohol, medical malpractice, guns

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0:00.0	Special thanks to S words, your word of the day is sussuret. Use it wisely. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Right, almost time. I wonder what childhood icon Trex was brought with him now. General Grief or Lieutenant Love, Colonel Corpsers in my room.
1:10.0	Brigadier bandying around names, just Admiral.
1:15.0	It is possible that this military hierarchy needs reform.
1:19.0	Ah!
1:20.0	David!
1:21.0	David!
1:22.0	David! Hello Trexol, have you... Are you... David. cracking forth alone into the wilderness that is business.
1:34.4	There's no like childhood presenters or icons just hiding around the door ready to pop out
1:39.0	at when I least expect it and introduce themselves as, you know that the major general malnutrition or something?
1:45.8	No no major general malnutrition died of well I think you can guess by a space station.
1:50.7	He was looking for a sandwich and didn't spot the rotating solar array.
1:55.0	But no, I've decided that it's just going to be me from now on because I don't know about you, but I found
2:00.7	Vauis Admiral Fan, what's the word?
2:04.0	Sad.
2:05.0	Sad and depressing.
2:06.0	Yes.
2:07.0	I thought you know what this will be fun because you know to call Vice Admiral Fun.
2:11.0	It's in the name.
2:12.0	I remember being, but it was just sort of like a, it was like the
2:15.5	humble equivalent of a crispy mop. You know, like when a mop's got all wet and then somebody's
2:21.0	dried it, but like not properly. And it's still got all the stuff that it picked up so it just sort of goes hard and crispy so like if it's if it's like spread out on the floor and then you pick it up and it just completely retains the shape.
2:31.1	Just to be clear a mop is like a floppy broom, right?
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