STL 61 - Viciousness and Vice-Admirals
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2021
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Episode 61 - Viciousness and Vice Admirals
A client who would prefer to maintain their anonymity (known only as Scarlette) is looking for advice on at what point below board transactions spill over into full blown space piracy. Records also indicate that consultants were joined by Vice Admiral Fun for motivational support reasons.
Management Consultants’ advice: imaginary gifts of pity, make sad horse glue, moral quandary anaphylaxis, party games, mind balloons, elephant husbandry, flamboyant piracy in the name of the board, space parties.
Content Warning for:
- Bullying/taunting
- Emotional distress
- Allergic reaction (inc. SFX)
- Innuendo
- Mentions: traumatic childhood, injury, death, alcohol.
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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
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KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton
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| 0:00.0 | Special thanks to Aspen. If you go into the woods today, you're sure to get eaten and die, so don't go. Rusty Quill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, |
| 1:01.0 | he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, hey, hey, hey. Hey David, sitting so for lawn in the middle of the room. |
| 1:04.0 | Hey David, why do you look so gloomy |
| 1:07.0 | with your little eyes looking out at me? |
| 1:09.0 | Saying as if to say, Treks will save me. |
| 1:12.0 | Don't worry, David. don't worry David don't worry David I'm here good I'm so glad you turned up for your shift I'm a cheerful boy |
| 1:20.8 | David do you know why I'm a cheerful boy? |
| 1:23.4 | Do not ask him, it is a trap. |
| 1:26.1 | Why are you a cheerful boy, Trexel? |
| 1:28.0 | Why do you do this? |
| 1:29.2 | I'm so glad you asked David because I take pride and joy in my work and I don't know about you |
| 1:35.4 | that means something to me you know clones these days it's not like the old days |
| 1:40.2 | but when they just got blended after about four hours? |
| 1:43.0 | Exactly. |
| 1:44.0 | They had respect. |
| 1:45.0 | You're absolutely right, David. |
| 1:46.0 | Nowadays, you just flit around, planning, you know, bits of trees and here and there. |
| 1:52.8 | It's hard to turn a blind eye when you keep yelling, |
| 1:55.3 | I'm guilty, recycle me please, into my eyes. |
| 1:58.3 | Bla-tla-sha! |
| 2:00.3 | Oh, sorry, I'll do that again. Not committing treason at all at any point but still being real |
| 2:07.6 | naughty and I just think it needs to change David and I've got an idea of how to do it and you are welcome David. |
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