STL 56 - Proselytising and (some) Progress
Stellar Firma
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5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2021
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Episode 56 - Proselytising and (some) Progress
The client, the Gademy Academy For Scholarly Hollers, is looking for budget and spending advice (ideally yelled) to help with their financial difficulties.
Management Consultants’ advice: Not being a weak-necked fool; aggressively loud fonts; traditional organic unassisted yelling; more spartinacity; unclear pamphlets; misleading signs.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional Abuse
- Bullying/Taunting
- Shouting
- Innuendo
- Mentions of: cults, existential crisis, attempted murder, blood, bombs, food, arson, threats of violence, alcoholism, death threats.
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| 0:00.0 | Special thanks to Florana. May you never be recognized queuing up for putting a second time whilst wearing a false moustache. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Mr. Oh, Accessing network communication schematic. |
| 0:57.0 | So if the programming... |
| 1:00.0 | Hmm. |
| 1:01.0 | Then if I... |
| 1:02.0 | File pathway corrupted. |
| 1:04.0 | Okay, fine, I can't do that. |
| 1:06.0 | Right, so what if I look at their sort of daily schedules? |
| 1:10.0 | Accessing clone requisition and rotation logs. |
| 1:13.0 | Yes, well what if I can get a lot of |
| 1:15.0 | clones in the same room at the same time so I could... |
| 1:17.0 | David David David! |
| 1:18.0 | David! |
| 1:20.0 | No, nothing. |
| 1:21.0 | Nothing. Now David, I'm a man of the world, and I know when someone walks in and somebody else rapidly |
| 1:26.3 | closes a load of windows on imaging, something's afoot. |
| 1:29.7 | You're buying me a birthday president. |
| 1:31.2 | How did you find out my birthday? |
| 1:32.2 | I demand answers. |
| 1:33.3 | Uh computers. |
| 1:37.0 | Um Imogen told me and we're planning a surprise nothing. |
| 1:41.6 | You're planning a surprise nothing? Well that is a surprise, nothing? You're planning a surprise nothing? |
| 1:43.0 | Well, that is a surprise. |
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