Time Bots!
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2021
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
Geistman Productions proudly presents:
Time Bots!
"Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."
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This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
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Content warnings:
Discussions of: policing, death
Mentions of: guns, alcohol
SFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosions
Transcript for this episode: https://bit.ly/2XKZoWE
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
'Time Bots!' written and performed by Tim Meredith
'Time Bots!' theme music by Katie Seaton, built on an improvised song by Tim Meredith
Editing: Maddy Searle
Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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Hitman by Kevin MacLeod
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Geistman Productions proudly presents Time Bts. Time, it's a corner of three man, a corner of me, |
| 0:25.0 | to finish. |
| 0:28.0 | Time, it's... |
| 0:30.0 | In a time when time is cheap and lives are cheaper, and yet still not as cheap as time |
| 0:34.4 | Time crime runs wild on the streets of new Quotsopolis and when there's no time for |
| 0:39.8 | justice then time isrunning out for humanity. |
| 0:43.0 | Professor Pinyon, please have you gone completely mad? |
| 0:46.0 | A pair of sentient time-travelling robot detectives could never work. |
| 0:50.0 | That technology would take a thousand years to prevent. |
| 0:53.0 | But President Mayor, that is the beauty of my plan. |
| 0:56.3 | With the power of time travel, it already has. |
| 0:59.6 | Behold, the time bots. God damn it, streets stink of time crime and you're never gonna get that stink off with your button down atomic clocks and universal coordinated bulk wrap rod |
| 1:10.0 | But Bob if the DA gets wind of this they'll take your time gun and time badge for sure. |
| 1:15.4 | Shove it up your calendar, you son of a click spring. |
| 1:17.6 | Professor, why did you make them a veteran loose cannon and a buy-the-book rookie? |
| 1:21.3 | I just get so lonely. I thought it would be exciting you know |
| 1:25.2 | Would you like to stay for a drink? Yeah, okay. |
| 1:31.6 | Oh Bob, that's a street |
| 1:33.1 | herologist selling seconds to some innocent children we must do something |
| 1:37.0 | don't waste your time rod you could run in small time time |
| 1:40.0 | horkers for the rest of time and it wouldn't make a moment's worth of difference. |
| 1:43.2 | We've got to take this fight straight to the top. |
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